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12-21-2019, 03:31 PM | #23201 (permalink) |
silky smooth
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For me Rise of Skywalker was a gigantic flaming piece of **** and somehow the worst of the modern trilogy
Would be happy to discuss spoilers with anyone interested
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12-21-2019, 04:04 PM | #23203 (permalink) |
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Spoiler for Rise of Skywalker Spoiler Rant:
My franchise ranking: 11. Attack of the Clones 10. Rise of Skywalker 9. The Phantom Menace 8. Solo 7. Revenge of the Sith 6. The Last Jedi 5. The Force Awakens 4. Rogue One 3. Return of the Jedi 2. A New Hope 1. The Empire Strikes Back
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12-21-2019, 04:16 PM | #23204 (permalink) | |
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1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Return of the Jedi 3. A New Hope 4. The Phantom Menace 5. Revenge of the Sith 6. Who cares?
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12-21-2019, 04:24 PM | #23205 (permalink) |
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I mean pretty much but Phantom Menace sucks
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12-21-2019, 04:24 PM | #23206 (permalink) |
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I've heard that it's as ****ty as the originals.
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12-21-2019, 04:58 PM | #23208 (permalink) | |
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There's 100% gonna be a Rise of Skywalker porn parody that doesn't change the title.
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12-21-2019, 07:28 PM | #23209 (permalink) | |
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It's rough but is the only non-original trilogy movie that truly feels like a Star Wars movie. It's a fun romp and Qui Gon Jinn is the only truly credible lead in any of that trilogy. He should have been Obi Wan actually. No hate on Ewan McGregor but the person to have lost Anakin to the Dark Side should have been the one to make that initial connection with him and who made the decision to train him in the first place. A father/son relationship would also have been more dramatically interesting than an older brother/younger brother one.
And the entire new trilogy can **** right off. I've only seen The Force Awakens tbh but it bored the pants off of me, didn't feel at all like Star Wars, and I already have post-Return of the Jedi canon. It's called the Extended Universe and I refuse to accept any JJ Abrams bland ****fest that pretends that Mara Jade or Jacen and Jaina Solo don't exist. Eat ****, Disney.
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