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Old 07-07-2016, 02:55 PM   #17031 (permalink)
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Try to masturbate during "the scene". If you can pull it off my respect for you will go through the roof.
I'm only human. I tried whacking it to an Obama speech once, just to see if I could, and it just wasn't happening. More because of Barbara Boxer than anything else if I'm remembering correctly.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-07-2016, 03:03 PM   #17032 (permalink)
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I'm only human.
Say it ain't so.
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Old 07-07-2016, 05:21 PM   #17033 (permalink)
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Oh my! The guy's face!



He looks like he's starring in a Wayans parody of Spartacus!
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Old 07-07-2016, 05:23 PM   #17034 (permalink)
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I'm only human. I tried whacking it to an Obama speech once, just to see if I could, and it just wasn't happening. More because of Barbara Boxer than anything else if I'm remembering correctly.
The real challenge is beating off while in front of a mirror, starring into your own eyes. Do that and then we'll talk about being human.
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 07-07-2016, 05:28 PM   #17035 (permalink)
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The real challenge is beating off while in front of a mirror, starring into your own eyes. Do that and then we'll talk about being human.
But I'd have to stand for that, or hold up a hand mirror with one hand. Too much effort. I can only jerk off lying down. Your way just doesn't sound worth it.
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The real challenge is beating off while in front of a mirror, starring into your own eyes. Do that and then we'll talk about being human.
I did that. Worked just fine. I really love myself.
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Old 07-07-2016, 05:40 PM   #17037 (permalink)
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But I'd have to stand for that, or hold up a hand mirror with one hand. Too much effort. I can only jerk off lying down. Your way just doesn't sound worth it.


Give your lazy hand something to do for a change.
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Just mentioned hand mirrors, dumbass. I prefer to only concentrate on the one hand.
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Just mentioned hand mirrors, dumbass. I prefer to only concentrate on the one hand.
I once broke my right hand in a fight. Had to learn how to do everything with the left. Just saying....
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I once broke my right hand in a fight. Had to learn how to do everything with the left. Just saying....
Since the internet is a thing people generally got quite good at that.
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