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11-01-2008, 04:15 PM | #1471 (permalink) |
Slavic gay sauce
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Wow, someone who didn't really care for Spoorloos. Shocked and appalled I tell you...
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11-01-2008, 04:18 PM | #1472 (permalink) | |
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EDIT: yup JCVD looks amazing. 'He thinks we're filming Citizen Kane here...' |
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11-01-2008, 04:25 PM | #1473 (permalink) |
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It's still in my 'to watch' pile. I never bothered with the remake. Anyone seen 'Breakdown' with Kurt Russell that worked on a similar theme (abduction). It's a very under rated film.
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11-01-2008, 05:11 PM | #1474 (permalink) | |
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11-01-2008, 06:28 PM | #1476 (permalink) |
daddy don't
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- The cringe factor of macho 80's ultraviolent martial arts silliness + The simple beauty of macho 80's ultraviolent martial arts silliness - Same old plot structure: exposition; training montage (during which essential technique is taught to protagonist); introduction of sidekick, introduction of merciless villain; lengthy fighting montages; demise of sidekick/moment of doubt; a gory climax, villain is defeated at the last minute by aforementioned technique, villain spared. + Good old familiar plot structure, pulled of with aplomb. What else did you expect? - Appalling acting. Appalling script. + Hilarious broken English of Chinese actors. Hilarious script: 'Very good... But brick not hit back!' + Surprisingly solid and free of plot holes for this era. See: Commando + The funny capoeira-monkey man who inevitably gets his spine snapped + Always found Van Damme to be the most sympathetic of the beefcakes. And hawt. + Forest Whittaker's tabletop haircut And at the final count Bloodsport gets a +, woohoo |
11-01-2008, 06:56 PM | #1478 (permalink) |
Slavic gay sauce
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Trick - Terrible but cute.
Avant que j'oublie - just plain awful.
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