The Craziest Law In Your Country
 

My country had a fart tax.

A fricken fart tax. Because we're tearin up the Ozone and if we dont stop farting we'll all fry and drown.

What has your loving Government done for your wellbeing :rolleyes:

Gee....that's everyone's problem, they complain about the smallest things, when they should be happy with what they have. They forget the people living in poverty!

and what country is that? (directed to merkaba)

We used to have these laws about trading on sundays.You could only trade certain things.

Anyway to get around this , a shop that sold electrical appliences decided that it would charge you something like £200 for a choclolate bar & give you a free washing machine.

they jsut put a new non smoking law in CLubs. Helooo whos gonna go clubbing now when you cant smoke??? Nothing better than a drink and a cigarette
..or ''***'' for urban

Lots of people call them f@gs

excuse me..im ignorant

You're legal to have sex 2 years before you can see it in porn.

Well, thats the first crazy law that came to mind anyway.

In virginia we have to pay property tax on automobiles.

legal age to have sex here is 14 :yikes:

So you can screw a kid but you can`t smoke in a club there?

Thats twisted

I almost live in my own world, so smoking and drinking at school or even underage at all isn't ever a problem.

But still, two come to mind.


Crazy Laws. OF AMERICA!!
1. You can join an army and kill people at 18 but if you come to a bar with one eye, no leg, and about to die, you can't have a drink.

2. The No Child Left Behind Law

why is this a crazy law?

It's still legal (old unchanged law) to shoot a Scotsman (Engish/Scottish border region) if he trespasses on your land.

U.S Laws

At the same time they were trying to ban homosexual marriage in texas one of the same senators was trying to legalise beastiality. Which I beleive is legal in Washington. And don't get me started on Alabama...

we cant steal.





:(!

Here in Manchester, an ancient law declares that if a young man develops a lisp he must be inspected by a bishop to ensure that he is'nt developing homosexual tendencies.

Why a Bishop?? :confused:

because bishops are awesome!

:laughing: I'd love to know what the inspection criteria is...maybe Fal knows ;)

1. safe school act ( suspended from school for dumdest reason on earth a electric pen that zaps people)

2. the patriot act sucks cause if you happen to look at the anarchist cookbook the govement will send spy ware to it that will believe me willl override any spy protection you have

http://dumblaws.com One of my favorite sites for dumb laws.... it's a beaut.. in my stae you cannot cross the border with a duck on your head. and in montana if 4 or more native americans are walking toghter it is considered a war party and you can shoot them.

I bet that would infuriate the *** Community in Manchester. Especially if the man of the cloth tried to enforce it on any upstanding homosexual.
I can imagine the community going to the churches and "bashing the bishop"
:) :) :)

well what if the bishop does find the bot is homosexual.. What next? banishment?

Another dumb law of ours is the female age for legal sex is 16 years. THe male legal age is 15.

So when the guy turns 15 he still has to wait a year before he can have sex with a female. Obviously we don't wait ;) but does that not seem pointless or what.
Oh and I come from NZ Pastor...

thats so stupid. and its actually 7 or more.

in victoria (where i live) its illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.

.......

Freedom of Speech, I have no idea.

slightly silly comment... a male can be 15 but that dosent mean he has to have sex with another 15 yr old girl, he can have sex with a 16yr old!! he dosent have to wait!

I can imagine an upstanding member of Manchester's, (C)anal (S)treet community quite enjoying that. ;)

Oh yes there is that but i still think it is a stupid law nonetheless, and how often does a chick go for a youngan.

unfortunately very true :(

One big hassle that doesn't do any good for anyone.

heh. I didn't know that. But now I do, so I shall never go into Canada, North or South Dakota, or Iowa with a duck on my head. Why the hell would I want a duck on my head anyway?

not like it ensures you a proper education so you go through life being stupid:usehead:

Yeah, taking away money from schools and firing teachers when schools don't reach a proper standard is a real way to get a proper education. :usehead:

:usehead: fire crappy teachers so they can hire ones who actually know what theyre doing....youre right, i guess that doesnt make sense:usehead:

Okay, a usehead battle.
My point is, oojay, that when they fire the crappy teachers, there are none to hire.
t-e-a-c-h-e-r shortage in MI.
So it actually makes you stupid.
How convenient.

hmmmm. does everyone live in MI? hmmmm... NO! so dont talk to me like im fucking stupid!:usehead: :usehead: :usehead:

Well not everyone lives in your head either.
:usehead:


Wasn't the point of this thread to talk about crazy laws in the country?
MI is in the country.
and I live here.
So I'm talking about it.
Unless you support G.B. 100% like some crazy conservative then just stop.

Because they don't want the priests sleeping with them, and because the bishop has the ability to move all around the country in a diagonal fashion.