So you can screw a kid but you can`t smoke in a club there?

Thats twisted

I almost live in my own world, so smoking and drinking at school or even underage at all isn't ever a problem.

But still, two come to mind.


Crazy Laws. OF AMERICA!!
1. You can join an army and kill people at 18 but if you come to a bar with one eye, no leg, and about to die, you can't have a drink.

2. The No Child Left Behind Law

why is this a crazy law?

It's still legal (old unchanged law) to shoot a Scotsman (Engish/Scottish border region) if he trespasses on your land.

U.S Laws

At the same time they were trying to ban homosexual marriage in texas one of the same senators was trying to legalise beastiality. Which I beleive is legal in Washington. And don't get me started on Alabama...

we cant steal.





:(!

Here in Manchester, an ancient law declares that if a young man develops a lisp he must be inspected by a bishop to ensure that he is'nt developing homosexual tendencies.

Why a Bishop?? :confused:

because bishops are awesome!

:laughing: I'd love to know what the inspection criteria is...maybe Fal knows ;)

1. safe school act ( suspended from school for dumdest reason on earth a electric pen that zaps people)

2. the patriot act sucks cause if you happen to look at the anarchist cookbook the govement will send spy ware to it that will believe me willl override any spy protection you have