The Mustache Thread
 

Do you have a mustache?

https://media.giphy.com/media/1ZzJAU...CN9B/giphy.gif

If so, submit a reply!

Does it being part of a beard count?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ishIh4wUF5w

For the sake of this thread, no.

There can only be mustache

Yes. :)

https://i.ibb.co/W2PZjwj/facetache-Copy.jpg

Nice mustache!!

Slightly askew, but I did my best. :laughing:

Out of all the US presidents, I think Chester Arthur had the best moustache.

https://content.time.com/time/photoe...ter_arthur.jpg

No separation between his moustache and mutton chop sideburns.

Delete

In before Batlord posts Hitler's mustache.

Harry Reems was no slouch.

https://uinterview.com/wp-content/up...fb2a31cbe6.jpg

The ultimate porn star.

Edit: oh wow he actually is a porn star.

What, did his last name give it away? :rofl:

I knew who Harry Reems was but if you had just posted that pic without mentioning his name, I would've guessed that was a 70's era Geraldo Rivera.

Ya, it's not a good picture of him but it's his best stach.

Ahhhh, the 70s, when porn actually got a bit mainstream.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m...db29o1_500.jpg

His buddy Ron was just found incompetent to stand trial.

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Lw...3b5e8c4e4c7004

My favorite type of mustache is the handlebär

Any time I try to rock the solo stache I just look like a cop. I can't even level up to looking gay with one, it's ****ed up.

First one that sprang to mind - Rollie Fingers

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/ba...ie_Fingers.jpg

Cros's mustache always felt aggressive to me.

Lanny!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/2a...6d80f15508.jpg

Aggressive no more.

i always shave mine off and also two little sections under my lip and just keep the rest of the beard

Sometimes I have mustache. Sometimes no stache

I mustache you a question

I mustache you to answer: does the stache grow on a tree? would that stache bee 4 me, I reach an old begotten shore that I have laid ground upon before and which I felt thee blast ov the tidal wav

and eef I fell apart at seams
the ones from all my barren dreams
dream and go for now

it can be thought that there are ways and how we count the rays of the sun from whence ago and bethought that were we gone to find find find a mustache variety to try hahahe