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Anything you like. What's next for my journals? How can I listen to Bon Jovi? Why, in the face of all evidence to the contrary, do I continue to think I'm funny? Who the hell do I think I am anyway? Why do I keep writing ever longer and more involved journals? Do I not have a life? What's it like to be nearly sixty? What is a rotary phone? What was it like having to share the Earth with dinosaurs? Have I ever eaten ten raw pigs for breakfast? Why do I keep making stupid threads? I reserve the right to tell you to go **** yourself, that's too personal, but ask away. Or don't. What do I care?

Seriously, if you have a question for me, stick it up your - I mean ask it here. Who knows? I might even answer one or two!

What is the velocity of a flying squirrel travelling from Bermuda?

Do you own a IPOD ..???

African or European?

Asian

What is your modus operandi?

Is your refrigerator running?

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Yes, sixty gig Ipod Classic
The Party will tell you there are no Asian squirrels. All have been shot for collaborating with the west.
Buy me dinner first.
No, I broke its legs
I believe Prince Albert is in a bigger can than I could ever put him in, and much further down in the ground. He'd be a little ripe by now. Actually he's just a skelly.

What's the best sex position?

Well then you better go catch i...

Oh.

I'm tempted to say under me, but I'm a gentleman so I won't.
No, I have never been outside Europe and in the last 20 odd years have not been outside Ireland.
I actually don't think laughing at disabled refrigerators is very funny. It's quite cold really. Your callousness freezes my heart, icy no point in it.

Vegetables

How do you feel about Sinn Fein winning in N. Ireland?

have u ever seen another mans penis in real life ..???

Getting right down to brass tacks, I see...

Should Cake Cream change their name to Frosting?

No.
More annoyed about them winning in the Republic, but the other parties completely ignoring and refusing to work with them, leaving us with a government we did not vote for. A coup, Irish style.
This question says more about you than it does about me.
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Never gonna happen, and the only people in the Republic who care are those who cling to the old idea of "the cause". I think it would be the ruination of Ireland - what would we do with all those Proddies? Send them back to England? Brexit this!

The smallest of all English colonies is truly an Irishman's brain.

You mean it's not Rhode Island? :yikes:

Something something noble spirit, something something I seem to be embiggened.

Those ads are just spam. It'll most likely drop off...

boooooooo

your unwillingness to answer says even more.

If Kanye West and Adolf Hitler switched lives, who would exceed more at the other role?

Kanye a brutal and oppressive Nazi dictator?

or Hitler a visionary and innovative rapper?

I'm not unwilling to answer. I just don't want to. :p:

What's the difference? lol

I don't know much about Kanye West (anything to Adam?) ;) but since Hitler could only speak German or Austrian, I doubt he would have been a visionary and/or innovative rapper. Have you heard German rap?
:yikes:

Also, can you really see Kanye blowing out his brains, hours after getting married, in some bunker under a city rapidly being reduced to rubble?

Uhh...yes actually lol.

that's weird. That makes it seem like either you are uncomfortable just saying yes or maybe there was some traumatic incident underlying your answer?

We already have Eminem.

Or maybe my answer is no.
My answer is no.
I don't see the point of those questions, especially when they come from the Norgsphere, but no, the answer is no. I have never seen another man's pen is my answer. Pencil maybe, pen no.

You've never seen another dude's dick? Seriously?

There's some amazing German rap, you xenophobe.

Did you ever jerk it to the Queen?

Would/have you ever consider/ed publishing a book?

Hey! I won't have that, now I won't! I have nothing against xylophones... oh.
:shycouch:
None and none. I'm not a fan of hip-hop and certainly don't have anything coming even close to a favourite, or even least hated, song or album. It just doesn't register on my radar. I mean, I heard some very good hip-hop albums when doing the 2017 Wiki list thread, but I never listened to any of them again, nor would I.
I wouldn't waste the spunk on her.
It has been my lifelong ambition to be published. However as I approach my sixtieth year and am still not on the shelves of Easons or Waterstones, or on Amazons or Goodreads, I think that ambition is unlikely ever to be fulfilled. It's like everything isn't it: you just need the break; right person to read what you've written, but that's not likely ever to happen, so I've more or less locked that dream away in a closet, along with all my other hopes and ambitions, up there in the dusty darkness.

In fairness, I can't blame anyone. I never really tried. The stuff I wrote was too long for short stories and too short for novels, so there it is. What ya gonna do? Vanilla/Celladorina did offer to look at some of my stories, as she has contacts in Penguin I think, but I've yet to hear back. She's probably still laughing.

dear trollheart


what is your views and opinion on the


RUssia/Ukraine war

IRan/Saudi war

and the China / Tawain -soon to be conflict

[QUOTE=Norg;2220132]dear trollheart


what is your views and opinion on the


RUssia/Ukraine war
[quote]
Considering I have a whole thread about this it seems somewhat redundant to ask the question. However obviously I feel Russia is aggressively trying to re-establish its old empire, and I think Putin has made a grave miscalculation; he didn't expect either Ukraine to be so tough a target (AND to fight back!) nor the support they're getting from the rest of the west. I'd imagine in his whatever-he-uses-for-a-heart of hearts, he wants to pull back and sue for peace, but he's such a hard man he'll never do that. **** him.
I know nothing about this, did not even know there was one.
You have a crystal ball, do you? Again I know nothing of this, other than that the US is pledged to support Taiwan so again it could be a spark for World War III, all nations welcome to Hell.

I know that boat, and I've been aboard for a while now.

I can only offer some encouraging words, as in "It's never too late".