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The Batlord · 11-03-2022, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SGR

If Kanye West and Adolf Hitler switched lives, who would exceed more at the other role?

Kanye a brutal and oppressive Nazi dictator?

or Hitler a visionary and innovative rapper?

We already have Eminem.

Trollheart · 11-03-2022, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb

that's weird. That makes it seem like either you are uncomfortable just saying yes or maybe there was some traumatic incident underlying your answer?

Or maybe my answer is no.
My answer is no.
I don't see the point of those questions, especially when they come from the Norgsphere, but no, the answer is no. I have never seen another man's pen is my answer. Pencil maybe, pen no.

The Batlord · 11-03-2022, 09:43 PM

You've never seen another dude's dick? Seriously?

grindy · 11-04-2022, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I don't know much about Kanye West (anything to Adam?)

but since Hitler could only speak German or Austrian, I doubt he would have been a visionary and/or innovative rapper. Have you heard German rap?

Also, can you really see Kanye blowing out his brains, hours after getting married, in some bunker under a city rapidly being reduced to rubble?

There's some amazing German rap, you xenophobe.

The Batlord · 11-04-2022, 10:09 AM

Did you ever jerk it to the Queen?

Plankton · 11-04-2022, 10:36 AM

Would/have you ever consider/ed publishing a book?

Trollheart · 11-04-2022, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

There's some amazing German rap, you xenophobe.

Hey! I won't have that, now I won't! I have nothing against xylophones... oh.

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

Dear Trollheart,

What is your favorite hiphop/rap song of all time? If you cant choose just one song, what is your favorite hiphop/rap album of all time?

Sincerely,
Mindy

None and none. I'm not a fan of hip-hop and certainly don't have anything coming even close to a favourite, or even least hated, song or album. It just doesn't register on my radar. I mean, I heard some very good hip-hop albums when doing the 2017 Wiki list thread, but I never listened to any of them again, nor would I.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Did you ever jerk it to the Queen?

I wouldn't waste the spunk on her.

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Would/have you ever consider/ed publishing a book?

It has been my lifelong ambition to be published. However as I approach my sixtieth year and am still not on the shelves of Easons or Waterstones, or on Amazons or Goodreads, I think that ambition is unlikely ever to be fulfilled. It's like everything isn't it: you just need the break; right person to read what you've written, but that's not likely ever to happen, so I've more or less locked that dream away in a closet, along with all my other hopes and ambitions, up there in the dusty darkness.

In fairness, I can't blame anyone. I never really tried. The stuff I wrote was too long for short stories and too short for novels, so there it is. What ya gonna do? Vanilla/Celladorina did offer to look at some of my stories, as she has contacts in Penguin I think, but I've yet to hear back. She's probably still laughing.

Norg · 11-04-2022, 11:20 PM

dear trollheart

what is your views and opinion on the

RUssia/Ukraine war

IRan/Saudi war

and the China / Tawain -soon to be conflict

Trollheart · 11-05-2022, 06:35 AM

[QUOTE=Norg;2220132]dear trollheart

what is your views and opinion on the

RUssia/Ukraine war
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Considering I have a whole thread about this it seems somewhat redundant to ask the question. However obviously I feel Russia is aggressively trying to re-establish its old empire, and I think Putin has made a grave miscalculation; he didn't expect either Ukraine to be so tough a target (AND to fight back!) nor the support they're getting from the rest of the west. I'd imagine in his whatever-he-uses-for-a-heart of hearts, he wants to pull back and sue for peace, but he's such a hard man he'll never do that. **** him.

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IRan/Saudi war

I know nothing about this, did not even know there was one.

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and the China / Tawain -soon to be conflict

You have a crystal ball, do you? Again I know nothing of this, other than that the US is pledged to support Taiwan so again it could be a spark for World War III, all nations welcome to Hell.

Plankton · 11-05-2022, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

It has been my lifelong ambition to be published. However as I approach my sixtieth year and am still not on the shelves of Easons or Waterstones, or on Amazons or Goodreads, I think that ambition is unlikely ever to be fulfilled. It's like everything isn't it: you just need the break; right person to read what you've written, but that's not likely ever to happen, so I've more or less locked that dream away in a closet, along with all my other hopes and ambitions, up there in the dusty darkness.

In fairness, I can't blame anyone. I never really tried. The stuff I wrote was too long for short stories and too short for novels, so there it is. What ya gonna do? Vanilla/Celladorina did offer to look at some of my stories, as she has contacts in Penguin I think, but I've yet to hear back. She's probably still laughing.

I know that boat, and I've been aboard for a while now.

I can only offer some encouraging words, as in "It's never too late".

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Norg Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,360	dear trollheart what is your views and opinion on the RUssia/Ukraine war IRan/Saudi war and the China / Tawain -soon to be conflict