Petition to Delete Elph
 

Please voice your unanimous support

Rampant oppositional defiance.

And erect in defiance of god’s will

Elph is God's will? This is why I'm an atheist.

Of course you make this about you

I'm the most interesting person in this thread.

Only until Lucem shows up.

He has to externalize his juggalo due to his vapid and empty interior. I do not.

:laughing:

So should he change his username to Elphnomore?

Deletion to petite elph

*deletes elph like a Sims character*

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Seriously, eat a hamburger.

Death by flies it is

wait that's a thing you can do to sims???? to think that I just burned them alive in a garden shed

You could with a cheat and/or mods :laughing:

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Anyway, I support elph staying. This forum built itself up on the hot takes of miserable bastards, and I'll be damned if I see it turn on one of its own.

Hey ...

With respect, Elph talks about music

You only talk about butt rock.

Pardon me but who is elph again ?????

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As a card-carrying miserable bastard I can concur.
Quote of the year! :laughing:

I think he looks like this

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If you capture Elph, he'll grant you three wishes.

Nudge nudge, wink wink.

There's nothing more punk than, on meeting a genie and being granted three wishes, you shrug "whatever" and close the lamp back up.

Deletion in this thread refers merely to shitting upon as I do not in fact have the power to delete a person

You do have the power to shit upon though, don't you?

Your family seems like gun owners.

Guns don’t erase people

In fact they create a wider spread person

jesus...

I'll bet they know their way around lye as well.

...that's why we puff lye
'Cause you never know when you're gonna go

You don’t need lye in bear country

What if it's winter?

Wolves don’t hibernate

You ever see that movie Backcountry?

Was that the one with the idiot boyfriend with no sense of direction?

I have most likely seen any “when animals attack” brand flicks you can throw at me. It’s my favorite genre, Jaws being my all time favorite movie.

Jaws is God tier but have you seen Snake Island? The one where a character falls asleep and dreams about two snakes singing threateningly to him? And to escape Snake Island the last survivors drive over a field of snakes on a lawn mower?