That sounds familiar but I thinks that’s only because a similar thing happened when my sister “freed” my pet frogs onto the lawn right before Grandma revved up the ol’ John Deer.

Go watch it. I am also a connoisseur of creature features and it is the best snake creature feature.

Also if Jurassic Park is accepted as a creature feature then I say it beats Jaws.

JP’s my second. It’s never moved me to memorize a monologue.

I agree Jaws is better as a movie but as spectacle there isn't much that can touch Jurassic Park beyond like Star Wars. I'm also biased because I was like six or seven when it came out and it just annihilated me. If I actually had drive and ambition I'd probably be a paleontologist just because of that movie.

With a spoon?

**** you

Soooooo are we, like, Elph's disgruntled ex-girlfriend or something?

Omg she did see his posts on MB it's his girlfriend isn't it?!

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Oh jesus

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The fact that you found him on MB is an invasion of his privacy, and would be enough reason to ban you imo. I'm telling you upfront that if you're here to be vindictive to him I won't have it.

Okay?
You probably should ban me, however you’d do that.

As you wish

Which posts? What's the story?

Oh no this might've been hilarious.

I'm not sure what the etiquette is on disclosing Discord conversations since it's not like a secret server.

Um, Elph has a stalker? :eek:

Pm?

I know but it could also be bad and I have a job to do :(

Boy now what did you done do to go tracking mud all over our carpet?

Bro did she crash a car full of stolen Halloween decorations?

She wasn't even around long enough for us to get her take on the brontosaurus

She didn't sound too bright so I'm guessing she's never heard of a dinosaur.

That **** was weak the dumb bitch just made herself look crazy without dropping any real dirt on elph.

Yeah she needs to make a sock puppet account and come quick with the messy accusations.

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GAAAAAHHH! DIE ELPH!!!!!!!