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Old 06-11-2022, 04:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I am really pumped to make this thread as I believe we all have amazing, unique life experience that can help others going through a variety of difficulties, but not limited to, dietary advice, home decoration help, advice on studying and it's pressures, family advice, advice on raising sprats/scone grabbers, etc; etc;.

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To start, I would please like advice about how I might meet a female love interest, not online (preferably) and not in gay/lesbian bars?
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Old 06-11-2022, 07:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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On a similar note, where does one find a reputable prostitute?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Instagram. But you'll need money.
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What do you do if you'd rather jump out a window than go back to your job? Assume all logical paths have been exhausted.

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Jump out a window.
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Old 12-08-2022, 06:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Looking for another job is a logical path I assume. Have you tried being an ******* so that at least people aren't seeking out your company?
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Looking for another job is a logical path I assume. Have you tried being an ******* so that at least people aren't seeking out your company?
There's also the compromise of quiet quitting
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in your case you have one at home
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She's outside of my price range.
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