The Official Music Banter Old Fogeys Thread

Trollheart · 09-27-2021, 02:21 PM

Come in, come in! WIPE YER FEET, WHY DON'T YE? THINK CARPET GROWS ON TREES? Sorry, sorry. Welcome to the clubhouse. Here is where we can moan and bitch about those younger, prettier and smarter than us, and whine about the good old days. Open to those 50 or over, either in body or mind, and oh I suppose kids can join too, but expect to be treated with condescending sneers and comments about how you don't know you're born, how you don't know what hardship is and so on. What? No, there are NO sockets into which you can plug your mobile phone or Ipad or whatever the damn hell you kids use these days! In my time, we had conversation. Well, sort of. Yeah, you'll soon get bored and leave, that's the plan. Young 'uns these days, I don't know...

All right then, feel free to speak with a lyrical twist, a tear in your eye or a scowl on your face about how things were so much better in our day, and let's show these punks how we did it in our dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wha? Wha? Who's there? I have a gun, I warn you. Well, a club. Well, all right, I'm not armed but I can bore you to death with pointless stories. Oh yeah? Wanna try your luck punk? Feeling lucky? Right then, you asked for it.

Rabbit's ears was what we called the television aerial we would use to pick up all of four channels when I were a lad, but you had to position it just right, otherwise the reception would...

rubber soul · 09-27-2021, 02:35 PM

LEGALISE DRUGS AND MURDER · 09-27-2021, 03:17 PM

I'm 22 does that count

Trollheart · 09-27-2021, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by LEGALISE DRUGS AND MURDER

I'm 22 does that count

If you're 22 in body but 52 in mind, then yes.

The Batlord · 09-27-2021, 03:40 PM

*Foghat intensifies*

LEGALISE DRUGS AND MURDER · 09-27-2021, 08:26 PM

I think my mind is like 22ish also

adidasss · 09-28-2021, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by LEGALISE DRUGS AND MURDER

I think my mind is like 22ish also

Oh God, whose trollish second account are you? Sigh.

SGR · 09-28-2021, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

Oh God, whose trollish second account are you? Sigh.

If it is an alt account, my money's on jadis.

LEGALISE DRUGS AND MURDER · 09-28-2021, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

Oh God, whose trollish second account are you? Sigh.

??? I am just annoying

Trollheart · 09-28-2021, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

Oh God, whose trollish second account are you? Sigh.

I think that should read, "Oh God, whose trollish account you are, 'tis I." And no praying allowed here, sonny.

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

Haha! Good idea, Trollheart

but don't we already have a Grumpy Old Man thread? I had it in my hand just a minute ago and now I can't find it....

What? You think I have time, at my stage of life, to go searching to see if there are similar threads? I'm far too busy staying one step ahead of the Reaper - BOC don't know what they're talking about. That guy is one to fear!
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09-27-2021, 02:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	The Official Music Banter Old Fogeys Thread Come in, come in! WIPE YER FEET, WHY DON'T YE? THINK CARPET GROWS ON TREES? Sorry, sorry. Welcome to the clubhouse. Here is where we can moan and bitch about those younger, prettier and smarter than us, and whine about the good old days. Open to those 50 or over, either in body or mind, and oh I suppose kids can join too, but expect to be treated with condescending sneers and comments about how you don't know you're born, how you don't know what hardship is and so on. What? No, there are NO sockets into which you can plug your mobile phone or Ipad or whatever the damn hell you kids use these days! In my time, we had conversation. Well, sort of. Yeah, you'll soon get bored and leave, that's the plan. Young 'uns these days, I don't know... All right then, feel free to speak with a lyrical twist, a tear in your eye or a scowl on your face about how things were so much better in our day, and let's show these punks how we did it in our dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wha? Wha? Who's there? I have a gun, I warn you. Well, a club. Well, all right, I'm not armed but I can bore you to death with pointless stories. Oh yeah? Wanna try your luck punk? Feeling lucky? Right then, you asked for it. Rabbit's ears was what we called the television aerial we would use to pick up all of four channels when I were a lad, but you had to position it just right, otherwise the reception would... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

09-27-2021, 03:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
LEGALISE DRUGS AND MURDER Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2021 Posts: 94	I'm 22 does that count

09-27-2021, 08:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
LEGALISE DRUGS AND MURDER Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2021 Posts: 94	I think my mind is like 22ish also