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Old 06-02-2021, 04:20 PM   #51 (permalink)
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I'm hoping that pic is of you as a young plankster.
Think was only after the 3rd or 4th of his seven 'procedures'.
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Old 06-02-2021, 04:22 PM   #52 (permalink)
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A spittin image I tells ya.
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Old 06-02-2021, 04:33 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Think was only after the 3nd or 4th of his seven 'procedures'.
3nd?
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Old 06-02-2021, 04:41 PM   #54 (permalink)
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3nd?
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Couldn't decide between 2nd/3rd and 3rd/4th.
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Old 06-02-2021, 05:17 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Some old dude on a forum asked me what's the stupidest question I had ever been asked.
Is that you eating a sour apple? ... or were you practing your "B B King bending a string" face?
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Old 06-02-2021, 05:26 PM   #56 (permalink)
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That was also my first thought when I saw the thread title.

There is one dumb question in particular that stands out if only because it's probably the one I've been asked more often throughout my life than any other and that is: "Don't I know you?"

How the **** am I supposed to know whether or not you know me?
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Is that your bending a string face?
Don't think so.

Ask him where his banana is.
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Don't think so.

Ask him where his banana is.
No. I think the object of the thread is sneer at stupidest questions. It's not to ask the stupidest & pervertest questions you can think of.
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“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
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That was also my first thought when I saw the thread title.

There is one dumb question in particular that stands out if only because it's probably the one I've been asked more often throughout my life than any other and that is: "Don't I know you?"

How the **** am I supposed to know whether or not you know me?
Yeah well that would be fine if the thread title was "Recall every stupid question you were ever asked". It isn't. All I asked is for people to recall the stupidest single question, so no, you're not expected to remember every dumb **** you took, sorry were asked.


A slight aside, well known Irish joke encapsulating the perhaps oddest answer to a question:

Guy pulls into rural Irish village, sees one old lad leaning on a gate smoking a pipe. Leans out of his car and asks how does he get to [insert place here].

Old guy on gate smokes, chews, thinks about it, smokes some more, nods.

"Well now," he says, "I wouldn't start from here."
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