The Stupidest Question You've Ever Been Asked

BassoonPlatoon · 06-01-2021, 03:41 PM

"The saw movies are about actual saws, right?"

Trollheart · 06-01-2021, 08:46 PM

Saw that one coming

Tristan_Geoff · 06-02-2021, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Saw that one coming

What was your motive behind this joke

Neapolitan · 06-02-2021, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3

It was a real wind up too. Three of us are sitting there writing god-knows-what and this woman Emily goes:

"So, guys, you know how we can fly to the moon?"

And the three of us turned around like: "If this skeezah starts singing Frank Sinatra we outta heeyah!!!"

But we were not prepared. I still remember the three of us looking at each other like, "did I hear this wrong?"

lol so true.

Chula Vista · 06-02-2021, 08:19 AM

"Are you going to eat that last slice?"

Guybrush · 06-02-2021, 08:56 AM

When I was working at the Natural History Museum, we for a time had an exhibit in the zoology building about homosexuality in the animal kingdom.

It had some coverage in the press and a priest wrote a critical commentary in the paper where he asked rhetorically if that was a good spending of tax money and wouldn't it be better if we could spend that money helping these animals with their problems instead?

It's one of the profoundly dumbest things I've ever seen in print.

Trollheart · 06-02-2021, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

"Are you going to eat that last slice?"

Chula!!!!

LTNS!

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Originally Posted by Tristan_Geoff

What was your motive behind this joke

As always, to annoy

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Originally Posted by Guybrush

When I was working at the Natural History Museum, we for a time had an exhibit in the zoology building about homosexuality in the animal kingdom.

It had some coverage in the press and a priest wrote a critical commentary in the paper where he asked rhetorically if that was a good spending of tax money and wouldn't it be better if we could spend that money helping these animals with their problems instead?

It's one of the profoundly dumbest things I've ever seen in print.

Equal rights for gay badgers! As long as they're Catholic, of course...

Psy-Fi · 06-02-2021, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

So I'm supposed to remember every dumb sht that was asked?

That was also my first thought when I saw the thread title.

There is one dumb question in particular that stands out if only because it's probably the one I've been asked more often throughout my life than any other and that is: "Don't I know you?"

How the **** am I supposed to know whether or not you know me?

Plankton · 06-02-2021, 01:21 PM

Some old dude on a forum asked me what's the stupidest question I had ever been asked.

Psy-Fi · 06-02-2021, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Some old dude on a forum asked me what's the stupidest question I had ever been asked.

I'm hoping that pic is of you as a young plankster.

06-01-2021, 08:46 PM	#42 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Saw that one coming __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

06-02-2021, 08:19 AM	#45 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	"Are you going to eat that last slice?" __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-02-2021, 08:56 AM	#46 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	When I was working at the Natural History Museum, we for a time had an exhibit in the zoology building about homosexuality in the animal kingdom. It had some coverage in the press and a priest wrote a critical commentary in the paper where he asked rhetorically if that was a good spending of tax money and wouldn't it be better if we could spend that money helping these animals with their problems instead? It's one of the profoundly dumbest things I've ever seen in print. __________________ Something Completely Different

06-02-2021, 01:21 PM	#49 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Some old dude on a forum asked me what's the stupidest question I had ever been asked. __________________ See location...