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Old 12-27-2020, 12:49 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.
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Old 12-27-2020, 04:09 PM   #52 (permalink)
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That's excellent! Where's it from? I think I recognise some faces but can't place it at all.
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Old 12-27-2020, 04:25 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Isn't that the David Mitchell and Robert Webb thing?
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Old 10-10-2021, 01:04 AM   #54 (permalink)
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I’m dying. Will it help my beloved husband to cope if I leave him notes?

I'm reading a letter by a woman who is dying and I'm laughing. How??
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Old 10-10-2021, 06:17 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Because you're a terrible person.
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Old 10-12-2021, 08:27 AM   #56 (permalink)
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A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

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Old 10-12-2021, 08:52 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Maybe take the bus, *******.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-12-2021, 11:21 AM   #58 (permalink)
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They'd have to widen the doors to get his ears through.
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Old 10-12-2021, 11:28 AM   #59 (permalink)
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He also has the fattest fingers I've seen on a normal-sized person. Very disturbing-looking
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