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Old 12-04-2020, 06:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Cultured meat is here
The future is now.

Would you/will you eat it?
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Old 12-04-2020, 07:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Definitely. I love meat but I try to be vegetarian, so an animal and eco (?) friendly solution would be great
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Old 12-04-2020, 08:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I still can't believe this is happening, it sounds like science fiction.

It's probably gonna be a little weird at first, but dang, I stopped eating red meat a while ago, I'm ready for some ethical hamburgers!

Edit: Except that red meat will still be bad for you...
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Old 12-04-2020, 08:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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At a ‘test restaurant’ in Israel, the meat is grown in vats behind a glass screen.
Nice try, Jews, but you can keep your ZOG meat.
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Old 12-04-2020, 08:25 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I'll eat anything, except coconut.



I'll wait a few years though, to see if people start developing strange lesions, gastro-intestinal problems, and cancer.
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I mean you're already cancer age so why worry?
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**** it, just feed me the cancer. And make it coconut flavored.
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Oh definitely. Meat that appreciates classical music, is well read and can wear a tuxedo like it was born to it? Why would I not?
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Old 12-05-2020, 11:16 PM   #10 (permalink)
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You’re a very bad grand wizard.

I’ll eat the **** out of it.

And grow me a vagina and I’ll **** the meat out of it.
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