What sort of dumb business ventures would you invest in if you were obscenely rich?

The Batlord · 11-24-2020, 06:10 PM

There's gotta be a way to pump enough money into genetic engineering to make it so that your skin absorbs light and you become a human black hole.

goldendoodle · 11-24-2020, 06:21 PM

Truly the ideal form.

The Batlord · 11-24-2020, 06:43 PM

I mean you're then required to become either a supervillain or a serial killer but that's just a side benefit.

goldendoodle · 11-24-2020, 10:50 PM

Becoming a supervillain or serial killer seems inevitable if one is obscenely rich for a long enough time. (Taylor Swift, for instance, has serial killer vibes. Lesbian horse girl serial killer vibes to be exact)

Aside from becoming an actual black hole it would also be nice to have a giant powered exoskeleton made out of some super strange and very spooky and scary material. Then I'd be very fast and very impressive and everyone would clap and be impressed and frightened. (Even as a supervillain I'd still want validation/to be impressive but still scary and frightening!!! It would be hard for me, a muppet of a person, to be scary and frightening so I'd have to utilize all sorts of suits and theatrics and tricks and voice changers etc. I'd very much like to, for instance, press a button which would then instantly eject TONS of black salamanders out of my cloak/coat sleeves and things of that nature)

Would definitely also need several suits of armor, as I mentioned. Not sure what kinds.. I'd want both historically accurate ones AND very ornate, surreal/sci-fi ish ones, like something you'd see in that movie The Cell (which had AMAZING costuming, same designer that did Bram Stoker's Dracula costumes annnnd uhm I cannot recall what else. They're dead now). Well, I guess I should say "costumes" not suits of armor. Idk. I just very much like the idea of noisily clanking around in heavy armor at some social function while everyone sighs wearily and tries to ignore me.

I'd also like to travel via a mechanical chicken like the gnomes get to in World of Warcraft.

The Batlord · 11-24-2020, 11:20 PM

Hire a writer whose job it is to write fanfiction about you and anyone real or fictional that you have a crush on.

**Marie Monday** · 11-25-2020, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

There's gotta be a way to pump enough money into genetic engineering to make it so that your skin absorbs light and you become a human black hole.

Omg that would not make you a black hole Charles *screams in physics*

The Batlord · 11-25-2020, 06:42 AM

It's called poetic license.

OccultHawk · 11-25-2020, 07:24 AM

What if the the new DNA makes you sufficiently massively?

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a black hole can have any mass equal to or above about 2.2×10−8 kg or 22 micrograms (the Planck mass).[2] To make a black hole, one must concentrate mass or energy sufficiently that the escape velocity from the region in which it is concentrated exceeds the speed of light.

**Marie Monday** · 11-25-2020, 07:25 AM

Well sure, as long as it doesn't make you expand too. Enough mass within a certain size = black hole

**Frownland** · 11-25-2020, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday

Well sure, as long as it doesn't make you expand too. Enough mass within a certain size = black hole

*snicker*

11-24-2020, 06:21 PM	#32 (permalink)
goldendoodle god's favorite clown Join Date: Oct 2019 Posts: 139	Truly the ideal form. __________________ formerly Chiomara

11-24-2020, 10:50 PM	#34 (permalink)
goldendoodle god's favorite clown Join Date: Oct 2019 Posts: 139	Becoming a supervillain or serial killer seems inevitable if one is obscenely rich for a long enough time. (Taylor Swift, for instance, has serial killer vibes. Lesbian horse girl serial killer vibes to be exact) Aside from becoming an actual black hole it would also be nice to have a giant powered exoskeleton made out of some super strange and very spooky and scary material. Then I'd be very fast and very impressive and everyone would clap and be impressed and frightened. (Even as a supervillain I'd still want validation/to be impressive but still scary and frightening!!! It would be hard for me, a muppet of a person, to be scary and frightening so I'd have to utilize all sorts of suits and theatrics and tricks and voice changers etc. I'd very much like to, for instance, press a button which would then instantly eject TONS of black salamanders out of my cloak/coat sleeves and things of that nature) Would definitely also need several suits of armor, as I mentioned. Not sure what kinds.. I'd want both historically accurate ones AND very ornate, surreal/sci-fi ish ones, like something you'd see in that movie The Cell (which had AMAZING costuming, same designer that did Bram Stoker's Dracula costumes annnnd uhm I cannot recall what else. They're dead now). Well, I guess I should say "costumes" not suits of armor. Idk. I just very much like the idea of noisily clanking around in heavy armor at some social function while everyone sighs wearily and tries to ignore me. I'd also like to travel via a mechanical chicken like the gnomes get to in World of Warcraft. __________________ formerly Chiomara