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Old 11-24-2020, 03:45 PM   #11 (permalink)
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A clothing company that sold only easy to wear, easy to clean cosplay at sub-Walmart prices to flood the world and turn everywhere into Comic Con all the time.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-24-2020, 03:55 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I wouldn't ask for much, just a personal assistant with a boombox who follows me everywhere and blasts Rebel Girl to announce my presence whenever I enter a room
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Old 11-24-2020, 04:01 PM   #13 (permalink)
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That's perfectly valid Marie!!

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A clothing company that sold only easy to wear, easy to clean cosplay at sub-Walmart prices to flood the world and turn everywhere into Comic Con all the time.
Honestly that would be way better than Small Town Racist Mom attire (jean jacket bedazzled with a cross or fleur de lis on the back, weird capri pants, and a shirt featuring a live laugh love-type slogan except more jesus-y and weirdly passive aggressive) and all the other boring stuff people wear nowadays. Your clothing company should also sell cloaks. Cloaks are such a sensible outerwear choice, yet can't be worn without people assuming you're a renfaire person.
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Old 11-24-2020, 04:05 PM   #14 (permalink)
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A clothing company that sold only easy to wear, easy to clean cosplay at sub-Walmart prices to flood the world and turn everywhere into Comic Con all the time.
omg I'd walk around permanently cosplaying as Spike from BtVS. I mean, I should do that anyway. I'm going to look for long leather coats.
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Afaic Renfair attire counts as cosplay. It doesn't just have to be pop culture ****. I don't know how I'd make easy to wear and clean Roman Centurian armor but if I can't have that then I'm taking my ball and going home.
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Old 11-24-2020, 04:10 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I wrack my brain but I don’t think I really want anything especially frivolous. Maybe a private jet even thought that would be extremely gratuitous. My dog and I could travel safely and we could chill out in places with nice views. An extremely proficient body guard for me and my dogs would also be nice. Like nothing I didn’t want getting anywhere near me ever no matter what.
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Old 11-24-2020, 04:11 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I already cosplay as Willow all the time without meaning to.

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Afaic Renfair attire counts as cosplay. It doesn't just have to be pop culture ****. I don't know how I'd make easy to wear and clean Roman Centurian armor but if I can't have that then I'm taking my ball and going home.
Ohhh okay. I absolutely NEED literally all the armor
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Old 11-24-2020, 04:13 PM   #18 (permalink)
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@Hawk same here, except that I would love to live in an elaborate treehouse with electricity and everything, I suppose that would be wildly expensive to build

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goofily clad early seasons Willow or witch chique later seasons, or both?
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Old 11-24-2020, 04:14 PM   #19 (permalink)
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@Hawk same here, except that I would love to live in an elaborate treehouse with electricity and everything, I suppose that would be wildly expensive to build
I’ve thought of that.

Or even just a regular treehouse would be really awesome.
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Old 11-24-2020, 04:18 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I’ve thought of that.

Or even just a regular treehouse would be really awesome.
True, but I don't think I could live like that permanently. I'd hate not having electricity and water, although I've always had detailed fantasies about living primitively by myself in the woods
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