A clothing company that sold only easy to wear, easy to clean cosplay at sub-Walmart prices to flood the world and turn everywhere into Comic Con all the time.

I wouldn't ask for much, just a personal assistant with a boombox who follows me everywhere and blasts Rebel Girl to announce my presence whenever I enter a room

That's perfectly valid Marie!!

Honestly that would be way better than Small Town Racist Mom attire (jean jacket bedazzled with a cross or fleur de lis on the back, weird capri pants, and a shirt featuring a live laugh love-type slogan except more jesus-y and weirdly passive aggressive) and all the other boring stuff people wear nowadays. Your clothing company should also sell cloaks. Cloaks are such a sensible outerwear choice, yet can't be worn without people assuming you're a renfaire person.

omg I'd walk around permanently cosplaying as Spike from BtVS. I mean, I should do that anyway. I'm going to look for long leather coats.

Afaic Renfair attire counts as cosplay. It doesn't just have to be pop culture ****. I don't know how I'd make easy to wear and clean Roman Centurian armor but if I can't have that then I'm taking my ball and going home.

I wrack my brain but I don’t think I really want anything especially frivolous. Maybe a private jet even thought that would be extremely gratuitous. My dog and I could travel safely and we could chill out in places with nice views. An extremely proficient body guard for me and my dogs would also be nice. Like nothing I didn’t want getting anywhere near me ever no matter what.

I already cosplay as Willow all the time without meaning to.

Ohhh okay. I absolutely NEED literally all the armor

@Hawk same here, except that I would love to live in an elaborate treehouse with electricity and everything, I suppose that would be wildly expensive to build

goofily clad early seasons Willow or witch chique later seasons, or both?

I’ve thought of that.

Or even just a regular treehouse would be really awesome.

True, but I don't think I could live like that permanently. I'd hate not having electricity and water, although I've always had detailed fantasies about living primitively by myself in the woods