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Old 11-20-2020, 03:06 PM   #41 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-20-2020, 03:11 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Dad I’d like if liked (to) **** (men)

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Old 11-20-2020, 04:58 PM   #43 (permalink)
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They already got a whiney brat, they don't need two.
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Old 11-20-2020, 05:02 PM   #44 (permalink)
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 11-20-2020, 05:08 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2020, 05:11 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Lol so Plank became an official DILF (dad I'd like to ****) in like 2012 or something but now that his daughter is getting hitched that makes him a DILILF because.. dad in law lol
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Old 11-20-2020, 05:29 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Pretty soon he'll be a GILF.
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Old 11-20-2020, 05:31 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2020, 05:35 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2020, 05:59 PM   #50 (permalink)
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^ Strangely enough, I figured that one out right away (and I don't usually catch on to these things).

Marie and Stephenie, your presence here has meant a lot to me personally during some difficult times (and not just today). I love you and thank you both for being there.

And to my pal and future father-of-the bride, Plankton - congratulations! So happy for you and that wonderful daughter of yours, who you raised so well under the most trying circumstances. Wishing you and your family all the best, always.
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