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Old 11-21-2020, 03:21 PM   #141 (permalink)
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FTR, I personally have gorgeous female friends that I'm not trying to make a pee pee connection with and probably wouldn't if offered.

Maybe that's what Twitter calls a "feminine" trait.
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Old 11-21-2020, 03:24 PM   #142 (permalink)
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You're a man among mice.
It's almost like we have evolved enough to override the primitive lizard brain and can have complex relationships with a variety of people and in various capacities.
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Old 11-21-2020, 03:25 PM   #143 (permalink)
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The best thing to do with new pussy is ask but swear some women don’t want to tell you they think you should just know... it’s like all women aren’t the same. Some want you to get straight to sucking on her clit others want your tongue up in it others want your tongue everywhere where some like their titties squeezed hard some like your touch to be light as a feather. But some women want you to gauge their reactions.

Frankly going from men to women would be like getting a much harder job.
Same with dudes, tbh. We stereotyped as basic mostly because we're easy to make *** but cumming doesn't mean it was good and sometimes doesn't even mean we orgasmed. I think a lot of basic ass dudes are doing themselves a disservice as much as the gals if they suck in bed.
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Old 11-21-2020, 03:28 PM   #144 (permalink)
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The best thing to do with new pussy is ask but swear some women don’t want to tell you they think you should just know... it’s like all women aren’t the same. Some want you to get straight to sucking on her clit others want your tongue up in it others want your tongue everywhere where some like their titties squeezed hard some like your touch to be light as a feather. But some women want you to gauge their reactions.

Frankly going from men to women would be like getting a much harder job.
I can't judge from experience, but I'm not so sure about that. Every person likes things differently, but there is some universality among vaginas and I think having your own helps to have an intuition for it. I'm pretty sure I would find understanding a penis more difficult.
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If you had your own penis would you rather have it circumcised or hooded?
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Old 11-21-2020, 03:30 PM   #146 (permalink)
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Same with dudes, tbh. We stereotyped as basic mostly because we're easy to make *** but cumming doesn't mean it was good and sometimes doesn't even mean we orgasmed. I think a lot of basic ass dudes are doing themselves a disservice as much as the gals if they suck in bed.
You tryna say pussy alone ain’t enough?

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I can't judge from experience, but I'm not so sure about that. Every person likes things differently, but there is some universality among vaginas and I think having your own helps to have an intuition for it. I'm pretty sure I would find understanding a penis more difficult.
How many pussies have you eaten?
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Old 11-21-2020, 03:38 PM   #148 (permalink)
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If you had your own penis would you rather have it circumcised or hooded?
No idea, which only proves my lack of understanding of penises
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How many pussies have you eaten?
Impertinent question, but the answer is one. Don't @ me about not being able to judge the understanding of vaginas though
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Impertinent question, but the answer is one. Don't @ me about not being able to judge the understanding of vaginas though
Wouldn’t dare! You have your own!

May I say though there’s nothing wrong with a little communication. That was what I was getting at really. Take it or leave it.
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