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06-04-2020, 07:55 AM | #4 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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I hereby pledge never to waste an erection
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06-04-2020, 07:58 AM | #5 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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Old guys are like dafuq??? They’ll be plenty of time for not enjoying a hard on when I’m dead. I get no whacking if there’s a vagina on tap. Otherwise yeah **** that
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06-04-2020, 08:32 AM | #6 (permalink) |
Just Keep Swimming...
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It's all we have left in life and when that's gone we take it out on all the poor unsuspecting whippersnappers who happen to cross our paths. Ornery old men are just pissed off that their junk shriveled up.
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06-04-2020, 08:39 AM | #7 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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Church
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06-04-2020, 01:55 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
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I'll start masturbating when you drop those pants.
Edit: I meant "stop masturbating" but I'm keeping the original.
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06-04-2020, 02:24 PM | #10 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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I Louis CK what you did there
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