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What are your thoughts on NoFap? I quit masturbating, now I'm feeling better, more energetic.

7 days now... feeling more productive :-)

walp...

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I hereby pledge never to waste an erection

Old guys are like dafuq??? They’ll be plenty of time for not enjoying a hard on when I’m dead. I get no whacking if there’s a vagina on tap. Otherwise yeah **** that

It's all we have left in life and when that's gone we take it out on all the poor unsuspecting whippersnappers who happen to cross our paths. Ornery old men are just pissed off that their junk shriveled up.

Church

I'll start masturbating when you drop those pants.

Edit: I meant "stop masturbating" but I'm keeping the original.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XedDyR0opow

I Louis CK what you did there

Anyone ever think about what it would be like to chop your dick off and throw it at a politician? I do.

Emasculating for the both of you I imagine.

Nope. You got me beat on that one, son.

I guess this is sexist to assume the politician would be a man, but come on it would be weird to throw your severed penis at a woman.

Is that like throwing your panties on the stage?

What if she asked nicely?

Yeah, more kvlt tho.

Then I'd just be like, hey, baby, why don't we don't but say we did but you still catch this penis?

It'd be more practical to come with one or two prechopped penises, most venues won't let you bring knives in.

Bring a dog penis to make yourself look better.

I'm of course imagining Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and not Nancy Pelosi. Yech.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Some medical men of the past viewed masturbation as one of the most deadly and dangerous practices.

A treatise on the diseases produced by onanism : Tissot, S. A. D. (Samuel Auguste David), 1728-1797 : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Some medical men of the past thought slitting your wrists in moderation was good for you. Bro if you think jacking off is bad for you and you feel better after stopping then maybe it's just the placebo effect.

No, it's not the placebo effect. Do you think resources of the human body are infinite? Then why not spill your blood 2 to 3 times a week? Or even 5-15 times a day?

This is gonna be good.
*grabs popcorn*
Just keep it somewhat civil.

Also: Have you heard about Nopoop?
It's really good for you.
Why wouldn't it be?
After all, it wouldn't be healthy to have your organs drop out of your anus every day.

A wise man once said that a man has to nut.

Dr. Ruth said it's like letting off steam. You don't want to keep it in too long or the kettle will eventually explode.

I feel violated.

*validated

Thanks.

How do you know?

I mean if you used to jack it so much that nothing was coming out anymore then maybe you could cut back but I don't think a few squirts worth of love juice is gonna tax the body's reserves too much.

If by that you mean bang my ****in' head to this then HELL THE **** YEAH!!!

Vision slowly improving.

Is the hair on your palm receding?

#nopoop

Clever but not funny. Man get funny again, please.

I'm too numb to have fun with jokes these days. Work's been leaving me kinda shell shocked for months now.