Nofap
 

What are your thoughts on NoFap? I quit masturbating, now I'm feeling better, more energetic.

7 days now... feeling more productive :-)

walp...

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I hereby pledge never to waste an erection

Old guys are like dafuq??? They’ll be plenty of time for not enjoying a hard on when I’m dead. I get no whacking if there’s a vagina on tap. Otherwise yeah **** that

It's all we have left in life and when that's gone we take it out on all the poor unsuspecting whippersnappers who happen to cross our paths. Ornery old men are just pissed off that their junk shriveled up.

Church

I'll start masturbating when you drop those pants.

Edit: I meant "stop masturbating" but I'm keeping the original.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XedDyR0opow

I Louis CK what you did there