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Old 06-04-2020, 03:40 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Then I'd just be like, hey, baby, why don't we don't but say we did but you still catch this penis?
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Old 06-04-2020, 03:43 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I'm of course imagining Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and not Nancy Pelosi. Yech.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-05-2020, 08:04 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2020, 02:16 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Some medical men of the past viewed masturbation as one of the most deadly and dangerous practices.

A treatise on the diseases produced by onanism : Tissot, S. A. D. (Samuel Auguste David), 1728-1797 : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
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Old 06-07-2020, 05:06 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Some medical men of the past thought slitting your wrists in moderation was good for you. Bro if you think jacking off is bad for you and you feel better after stopping then maybe it's just the placebo effect.
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Old 06-07-2020, 06:50 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Some medical men of the past thought slitting your wrists in moderation was good for you. Bro if you think jacking off is bad for you and you feel better after stopping then maybe it's just the placebo effect.
No, it's not the placebo effect. Do you think resources of the human body are infinite? Then why not spill your blood 2 to 3 times a week? Or even 5-15 times a day?
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Old 06-07-2020, 06:58 AM   #27 (permalink)
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This is gonna be good.
*grabs popcorn*
Just keep it somewhat civil.
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Also: Have you heard about Nopoop?
It's really good for you.
Why wouldn't it be?
After all, it wouldn't be healthy to have your organs drop out of your anus every day.
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Old 06-07-2020, 07:21 AM   #29 (permalink)
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A wise man once said that a man has to nut.
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A wise man once said that a man has to nut.
Dr. Ruth said it's like letting off steam. You don't want to keep it in too long or the kettle will eventually explode.
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