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Old 06-04-2020, 02:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Anyone ever think about what it would be like to chop your dick off and throw it at a politician? I do.
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Old 06-04-2020, 02:56 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Emasculating for the both of you I imagine.
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Old 06-04-2020, 03:25 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Anyone ever think about what it would be like to chop your dick off and throw it at a politician? I do.
Nope. You got me beat on that one, son.
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Old 06-04-2020, 03:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Emasculating for the both of you I imagine.
I guess this is sexist to assume the politician would be a man, but come on it would be weird to throw your severed penis at a woman.
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Old 06-04-2020, 03:27 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Anyone ever think about what it would be like to chop your dick off and throw it at a politician? I do.
Is that like throwing your panties on the stage?
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Old 06-04-2020, 03:28 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I guess this is sexist to assume the politician would be a man, but come on it would be weird to throw your severed penis at a woman.
What if she asked nicely?
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Old 06-04-2020, 03:29 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Is that like throwing your panties on the stage?
Yeah, more kvlt tho.
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Old 06-04-2020, 03:32 PM   #18 (permalink)
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What if she asked nicely?
Then I'd just be like, hey, baby, why don't we don't but say we did but you still catch this penis?
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Yeah, more kvlt tho.
It'd be more practical to come with one or two prechopped penises, most venues won't let you bring knives in.
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Old 06-04-2020, 03:38 PM   #20 (permalink)
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It'd be more practical to come with one or two prechopped penises, most venues won't let you bring knives in.
Bring a dog penis to make yourself look better.
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