Anyone ever think about what it would be like to chop your dick off and throw it at a politician? I do.

Emasculating for the both of you I imagine.

Nope. You got me beat on that one, son.

I guess this is sexist to assume the politician would be a man, but come on it would be weird to throw your severed penis at a woman.

Is that like throwing your panties on the stage?

What if she asked nicely?

Yeah, more kvlt tho.

Then I'd just be like, hey, baby, why don't we don't but say we did but you still catch this penis?

It'd be more practical to come with one or two prechopped penises, most venues won't let you bring knives in.

Bring a dog penis to make yourself look better.