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Old 02-27-2005, 10:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Alphonso Rivero, aka Carlton of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, is truly a king among men. He is a man of intelligence, ambition, and devastating good looks. He was constantly scrutinized by the apparant "charismatic" Will Smith, who disdained his little cousin to boost his own ego. Will went on to become a multi-billionaire international star, while Carlton was left in the gutter, with Uncle Phil and Jeffrey. This is why Will Smith is a bad, bad man. If he didnt fight aliens or give fat white guys tips on dating, he too would be another chapter in the book of washed-up black comedians.
In conclusion, Carlton is my boy. And he deserves an entire forum, not to mention thread, dedicated to his thug-ism. Somewhere out there, Carlton is sleeping with a beautiful woman (or man), and you are jealous. Jealous beyond imagination. The end.
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Old 02-27-2005, 11:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Imagine that face while sleeping with your borish overweight, overpaid husbands, you desperate housewives.
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Old 02-27-2005, 11:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i used to love this show. it comes back every few years here. how many aunties has will had on that show? i swear they went through at least 3
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Old 02-27-2005, 11:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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haha the one where carlton lost his virginity is classic
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Old 02-27-2005, 11:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I remember at least two aunts.
and that episode where he loses his virginity is a classic. Truly Pulitzer Prize worthy. I just saw that episode the other night. frankly i was turned on the whole time... by carlton.
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Old 02-27-2005, 11:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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and that episode where he loses his virginity is a classic. Truly Pulitzer Prize worthy. I just saw that episode the other night. frankly i was turned on the whole time... by carlton.

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Old 02-27-2005, 11:19 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh yeah God is like my ****ing idle i love him. And jesus saved our sins lets go chant meaingless **** to him on the cross hookers it will be fun.
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Oh yeah God is like my ****ing idle i love him. And jesus saved our sins lets go chant meaingless **** to him on the cross hookers it will be fun.
somewhere along the line this conversation went the wrong way, don't insult God please, there are believers here.....
can i just add that i hate will smith? and think he has no comedic talent whatsoever, he ruined shark tale, and so many other movies with his week attempts at comedy....carlton definetly owns him on that department, i wonder what happened to him.....
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Yeah God's pretty gangsta. I wish he was still alive so he could read this.
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