Hey OH what are your feelings on squat toilets?

They’re far more sanitary and better for getting your anus comfortably wide.

So you happily used them back in the day?

Yes. I wiped with my left hand too.

I tend to wipe with toilet paper.

It’s no big deal as long as you wash your hands.

Only in the shower. I'm not trying to be Bear Grylls.

Well there are billions of people without western toilets who live far better lives than we do.

And yet they **** worse.

People without access to running water definitely do. They have it worse than us. When I was in India I frequently saw several people all dropping deuces right on the side of the road. Near the Ganges there was an area about the size of three football fields with nothing but dirt and people s hitting.