Nobody said they were waiting for inspiration, but good job! You're supposed to PM me your submission but I'll let it slide.

Damn you I worked really hard on those five-minute dick jokes and I need your validation, not your snark.

But now you guys have to put your thoughts to paper instead of waiting for 'the muse' to give you a handjob. Because if you don't, my beautiful story wins by default.

Thanks for the tip.

Deadline is extended to May 8.

Feign ambivalence all you want. You and I both know that the deadline isn't the only thing that's extending right now.

*flips table*

Btw you and Hawk are now my intellectual properties, k thanks byeeeee

Don't even need to read it.

https://media.giphy.com/media/QNkqCb...niGA/giphy.gif

For sure. Hardly fair though seeing he can really write.

I, for one, am honored.