My phone died mid feague, we never figured out where eels breed

Maybe he was feaguing himself?

How do you organically work feaguing into a conversation? All you can do is drop it like a turd bomb.

This is why you'll never be funnier than me.

Another factoid i learned was that Batlord wanted to go to military school

This whole time i assumed his family involuntarily shipped him off on some jenny Jones bootcamp type ****

Same tbh.

He even chose to go back.

Bro if you didn't trip in the woods you wouldn't have anything to say.

Pretty low bar to trip on innit

sup. i don't know how to work discord but im there tentatively.

Hi i c u