Coronavirus: COVID-19

OccultHawk · 03-31-2020, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

They are making every closed business at the City Creek mall pay rent still.

lol. I guess that’s what they’re trying to do here

Might as well convert the malls into dying stations and charge $75 trump bucks per death

Take it from Bezos

And Gates - he knew it was coming and didn’t even do anything

Rich bastard

**Exo** · 03-31-2020, 03:16 PM

At Barnes and Noble I used to find people still reading in a back section 20 minutes after we locked the doors and three announcements were made saying we were closed because "they didn't finish their chapter yet". I had a manager that told one of them "well you can finish it at home when you buy the book in two minutes" knowing full well they were not going to buy it because they're just leeches and when he said he wasn't going to buy it she responds with "Oh, then I guess you can go to the library from now on because this is a retail business". She was the best.

OccultHawk · 03-31-2020, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

At Barnes and Noble I used to find people still reading in a back section 20 minutes after we locked the doors and three announcements were made saying we were closed because "they didn't finish their chapter yet". I had a manager that told one of them "well you can finish it at home when you buy the book in two minutes" knowing full well they were not going to buy it because their just leeches and when he said he wasn't going to buy it she responds with "Oh, then I guess you can go to the library from now on because this is a retail business". She was the best.

That post wasn’t the least bit covidian.

I coined it! You saw it here first!

Anteater · 03-31-2020, 05:16 PM

Covid Bryant.

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