Originally Posted by Exo

I haven't had a person in the store since Tuesday. I thought I was good to keep the door unlocked but that's changed now. Holy f*ck that guy is going to kill people.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

The last person you want to see is some dumbass roaming all over trying strike up arguments. Talk about a lightning rod.

You live like near Newark or whatever and you don’t lock the door compulsively by nature?

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Exo

Just had a guy come up to the door, walk in, I said "sorry we're closed" and he asked why we were closed. I told him because we're mandated to be closed. He asked why. I said because of the virus. He asked me what virus. I legitimately asked him if he really didn't know what I was talking about and he said "OH! You mean that flu that's been going around? I don't understand the big deal."

I politely told him he needed to leave the store and to please read about what is going on and he told me I was overreacting. I said I respectfully disagree and to come back when the signs on the store saying we're closed are gone.

I then disinfected the door handle. Who are these people?

Originally Posted by jwb

You're too nice imo

I guess when you own the business it's different

I had to run off some customers from the shelter and all I literally said to them was "closed."

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I was called upon by the muses for greatness.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I'm bald, ja.

Originally Posted by Exo

Just had a guy come up to the door, walk in, I said "sorry we're closed" and he asked why we were closed. I told him because we're mandated to be closed. He asked why. I said because of the virus. He asked me what virus. I legitimately asked him if he really didn't know what I was talking about and he said "OH! You mean that flu that's been going around? I don't understand the big deal."

I politely told him he needed to leave the store and to please read about what is going on and he told me I was overreacting. I said I respectfully disagree and to come back when the signs on the store saying we're closed are gone.

I then disinfected the door handle. Who are these people?

Originally Posted by Anteater

Trump just signed the bill. Best POTUS of all time?

Originally Posted by Fluff

Some thick cunts go into your shop don't they.

Keep these stories coming. They cheer me up a bit.

Originally Posted by Exo

Just had a guy come up to the door, walk in, I said "sorry we're closed" and he asked why we were closed. I told him because we're mandated to be closed. He asked why. I said because of the virus. He asked me what virus. I legitimately asked him if he really didn't know what I was talking about and he said "OH! You mean that flu that's been going around? I don't understand the big deal."

I politely told him he needed to leave the store and to please read about what is going on and he told me I was overreacting. I said I respectfully disagree and to come back when the signs on the store saying we're closed are gone.

I then disinfected the door handle. Who are these people?

Originally Posted by The Batlord

On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome

Originally Posted by Neward Thelman

"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.

Originally Posted by Frownland

He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I own the mail