Coronavirus: COVID-19

DwnWthVwls · 03-23-2020, 07:45 AM

Havent left my house since friday and no one can judge me.. feelsgood.

Lisnaholic · 03-23-2020, 08:31 AM

Depressing that people aren't taking the shelter in place advice seriously, but I'm also surprised that, especially on those long Florida beaches, there appear to be no police vehicles driving by and telling people to disperse. Or how about the option of using drones, as per Wuhan? All I'm seeing from authorities is impotent hand-wringing, when there are several effective actions that might stave off OH/Mindfulness's rather drastic remedy.

Lisnaholic · 03-23-2020, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I'm always looking for slivers of good news, and helpful information. Like this:

^ That's super cool, Plankton!

I'm now going through any public push doors with a hands-free, side-on hip-push, which must pack quite an erotic charge for onlookers even if I say so myself. But what I'm wondering is who will come up with a method of pulling a door open just using your butt.

OccultHawk · 03-23-2020, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

Depressing that people aren't taking the shelter in place advice seriously, but I'm also surprised that, especially on those long Florida beaches, there appear to be no police vehicles driving by and telling people to disperse. Or how about the option of using drones, as per Wuhan? All I'm seeing from authorities is impotent hand-wringing, when there are several effective actions that might stave off OH/Mindfulness's rather drastic remedy.

It’s not my remedy. The drones work in China because they have facial recognition and follow up with the death penalty.

Plankton · 03-23-2020, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

^ That's super cool, Plankton!

I'm now going through any public push doors with a hands-free, side-on hip-push, which must pack quite an erotic charge for onlookers even if I say so myself. But what I'm wondering is who will come up with a method of pulling a door open just using your butt.

You'll still have contact with the surface using the "Do the Hustle" method, but it's better than using your tongue I guess. lol. The lighter/safety pin method kills it with fire.

Plankton · 03-23-2020, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

I [space] haven't left my house since Friday, and no one can judge me... feels [space] good.

Now we're judging you and correcting your grammar. Don't tell us what to do.

OccultHawk · 03-23-2020, 10:30 AM

Shoot anyone who sniffles

OccultHawk · 03-23-2020, 10:47 AM

*unzips elph’s fly*

OccultHawk · 03-23-2020, 11:05 AM

Goddamn

It’s not my ****ing idea

I’m just saying that’s what it would take.

Psy-Fi · 03-23-2020, 11:06 AM

Hands... washing hands
Reaching out
Don't touch me
I won't touch you

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Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	Depressing that people aren't taking the shelter in place advice seriously, but I'm also surprised that, especially on those long Florida beaches, there appear to be no police vehicles driving by and telling people to disperse. Or how about the option of using drones, as per Wuhan? All I'm seeing from authorities is impotent hand-wringing, when there are several effective actions that might stave off OH/Mindfulness's rather drastic remedy. __________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953

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OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Shoot anyone who sniffles __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

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OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	unzips elph’s fly __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

03-23-2020, 11:05 AM	#709 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Goddamn It’s not my ****ing idea I’m just saying that’s what it would take. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html