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Old 03-14-2020, 02:03 PM   #311 (permalink)
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I don't touch anything in public toilets with my hands.
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Old 03-14-2020, 02:05 PM   #312 (permalink)
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Old 03-14-2020, 02:36 PM   #313 (permalink)
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I meant door handles and such.
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Old 03-14-2020, 02:38 PM   #314 (permalink)
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I touch everything, wash my hands, open door with papertowel, and then go back to my desk and touch my dirty ass keyboard.
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Old 03-14-2020, 03:18 PM   #316 (permalink)
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I might have started this pandemic when I had to stick my finger up my ass to get that turd out.
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No denying he was spot on there
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Old 03-14-2020, 04:52 PM   #319 (permalink)
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I wash my hands, use a paper towel on the door and immediately use hand sanitizer when I get back to my desk. We are all provided with Clorox wipes so I clean my cubicle every Friday.
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