Coronavirus: COVID-19

The Batlord · 03-27-2020, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

^ Yeah, hard to put any positive spin on an emergency morgue that big.

Maybe Boris Johnson will end up in it.

WWWP · 03-27-2020, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

Boris Johnson has it

We've covered this elph, if you showed up to our meetings on time you'd know that.

OccultHawk · 03-27-2020, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

We've covered this elph, if you showed up to our meetings on time you'd know that.

elph is “essential” and can’t sit around bantering all day like us

WWWP · 03-27-2020, 01:41 PM

"Essential" aka expendable.

OccultHawk · 03-27-2020, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

Absolutely disgusted by Trump right now. F*cking slimeball is arguing with Cuomo who is asking for helping so people stop dying and f*ckface is going "why don't you ask nicer? you don't need all those ventilators."

Disgusted. This is 10x worse than Katrina.

If I needed a ventilator and I lived up there I’d also be frustrated with Cuomo for not bowing to Trump’s narcissism. Since I’m not in that situation I hear you though. Right now I’m still thinking don’t upset Trump until he signs that damn bill. Supposed to sign it at 4, I wouldn’t be surprised if he waits until prime time.

WWWP · 03-27-2020, 01:47 PM

I can hear the sharp nasal inhalations of leadership already

**Exo** · 03-27-2020, 02:18 PM

Just had a guy come up to the door, walk in, I said "sorry we're closed" and he asked why we were closed. I told him because we're mandated to be closed. He asked why. I said because of the virus. He asked me what virus. I legitimately asked him if he really didn't know what I was talking about and he said "OH! You mean that flu that's been going around? I don't understand the big deal."

I politely told him he needed to leave the store and to please read about what is going on and he told me I was overreacting. I said I respectfully disagree and to come back when the signs on the store saying we're closed are gone.

I then disinfected the door handle. Who are these people?

OccultHawk · 03-27-2020, 02:20 PM

Keep you door locked ffs

That guy is probably infected

**Exo** · 03-27-2020, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Keep you door locked ffs

That guy is probably infected

I haven't had a person in the store since Tuesday. I thought I was good to keep the door unlocked but that's changed now. Holy f*ck that guy is going to kill people.

OccultHawk · 03-27-2020, 02:26 PM

The last person you want to see is some dumbass roaming all over trying strike up arguments. Talk about a lightning rod.

You live like near Newark or whatever and you don’t lock the door compulsively by nature?

03-27-2020, 02:18 PM	#947 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	Just had a guy come up to the door, walk in, I said "sorry we're closed" and he asked why we were closed. I told him because we're mandated to be closed. He asked why. I said because of the virus. He asked me what virus. I legitimately asked him if he really didn't know what I was talking about and he said "OH! You mean that flu that's been going around? I don't understand the big deal." I politely told him he needed to leave the store and to please read about what is going on and he told me I was overreacting. I said I respectfully disagree and to come back when the signs on the store saying we're closed are gone. I then disinfected the door handle. Who are these people? __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

03-27-2020, 02:20 PM	#948 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Keep you door locked ffs That guy is probably infected __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

03-27-2020, 02:26 PM	#950 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	The last person you want to see is some dumbass roaming all over trying strike up arguments. Talk about a lightning rod. You live like near Newark or whatever and you don’t lock the door compulsively by nature? __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html