Coronavirus: COVID-19

OccultHawk · 03-27-2020, 06:06 AM

Boris Johnson has it.

Plankton · 03-27-2020, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluff

The government must think we are about to be hit as hard as Italy. People are going to be taken here instead of the hospital for end of life care depending on age aren't they?

So it would seem. NY has set up a makeshift morgue outside Bellevue as well.

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/on-air/as...surge/2343857/

Psy-Fi · 03-27-2020, 06:45 AM

Mexican protesters block border crossing over coronavirus

Plankton · 03-27-2020, 07:01 AM

90 Year Old Woman Makes Full Recovery From COVID-19

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-27-2020, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Boris Johnson has it.

Matt Hancock just announced he has tested positive also. You lot won't know him but he's the Health Secretary, senior MP.

This must have been circulating in Downing Street/HoC for a while.

Half the cabinet to be wiped out by April at this rate.

Lucem Ferre · 03-27-2020, 07:50 AM

You assume they're going to die, when I say that the antidote has been put in a cage that is set to open once they fill the bucket with enough blood. However there isn't enough to save everybody, so one of them is going to have to be sacrificed. They better hurry, they only have two minutes before the door locks permanently leaving them all to die.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-27-2020, 08:18 AM

Department of Health and Social Care
@DHSCgovuk
UPDATE on coronavirus (#COVID19) testing in the UK:

As of 9am 27 March, a total of 113,777 have been tested:

99,198 negative.
14,579 positive.

As of 5pm on 26 March, of those hospitalised in the UK, 759 have sadly died.

+181

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-27-2020, 09:27 AM

Temporary mortuary site announced at Birmingham Airport. 1,500 capacity.

Depressing.

OccultHawk · 03-27-2020, 09:29 AM

Paranoia inducing body aches and shortness of breath back again.

WWWP · 03-27-2020, 09:32 AM

Why are all the talk show hosts growing beards who do they think they are, Letterman?

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~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Department of Health and Social Care @DHSCgovuk UPDATE on coronavirus (#COVID19) testing in the UK: As of 9am 27 March, a total of 113,777 have been tested: 99,198 negative. 14,579 positive. As of 5pm on 26 March, of those hospitalised in the UK, 759 have sadly died. +181

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