Coronavirus: COVID-19

WWWP · 03-23-2020, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

Reminds me of that David Cross bit about Bush cutting everyone $300 checks. "Water's $20 a gallon, but we still got our $1.50 gas"

In other words I think the tantrum you're throwing is "seatbelt for my arms" r-worded.

The Batlord · 03-23-2020, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

You sure are cool about losing $1200

Living with mother helps. And she's on disability so doesn't have to worry about a job. For what it's worth regardless of the games being played I do wish you had that check coming and not just more uncertainty.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

The dems are worse and this proves it.

No it doesn't. They're all playing petty political games and can all **** off and die. You're just letting the Republicans manipulate you. Always remember that no matter which side happens to be better it won't be enough to save them from gulag when the time comes.

OccultHawk · 03-23-2020, 07:34 PM

The republicans had the legislation ready TODAY

Anyone who supports NOT GETTING THAT MONEY is a million times more idiotic than the typical MAGA hat wearer.

There’s no argument, no cute clever comedian, nothing on earth could possibly get me to support getting cock blocked out of over a grand. Nothing.

OccultHawk · 03-23-2020, 07:38 PM

Person A: Hi. Do you want $1200 to help with what’s going on?
Democrat: No thanks. I’m smart!

SMGDFH

WWWP · 03-23-2020, 07:43 PM

Brilliant breakdown. All nuance accounted for. You should be in journalism.

OccultHawk · 03-23-2020, 07:47 PM

That’s how ****ing simple it is

**Frownland** · 03-23-2020, 07:49 PM

You probably wouldn't have gotten $1200 anyways. People under a certain income threshold would only get $500 under the GOP plan because they're not used to having money like the upper class is and they don't know how to handle it.

Anteater · 03-23-2020, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

You probably wouldn't have gotten $1200 anyways. People under a certain income threshold would only get $500 under the GOP plan because they're not used to having money like the upper class is and they don't know how to handle it.

OH meets the criteria for the $1200 (based on what I've seen on the proposed bill anyhoo). Need to see what the Dems are cooking up in the House to see how it compares.

OccultHawk · 03-23-2020, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Anteater

OH meets the criteria for the $1200 (based on what I've seen on the proposed bill anyhoo). Need to see what the Dems are cooking up in the House to see how it compares.

Anyone under 75G got $1200

That’s what the offered

Doesn’t matter what’s in the house because it will never pass

It’s like a sexy woman hit on you in a bar

You turned her down and then go back the next night

That **** doesn’t work - you strike while the iron is hot

Does the virus suck? How bout getting the virus diagnosis and your eviction notice on the same day?

Lucem Ferre · 03-23-2020, 08:08 PM

From what I'm reading you need to make at least $23k to get the $1200.

It's based on 2018 taxes.

I wouldn't qualify and would most likely get half according to what I'm reading.

Which is why the Dems blocked it and even some Republicans opposed it with Mitt Romney, of all people, saying it punishes the poor.

03-23-2020, 07:34 PM	#783 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	The republicans had the legislation ready TODAY Anyone who supports NOT GETTING THAT MONEY is a million times more idiotic than the typical MAGA hat wearer. There’s no argument, no cute clever comedian, nothing on earth could possibly get me to support getting cock blocked out of over a grand. Nothing. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

03-23-2020, 07:38 PM	#784 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Person A: Hi. Do you want $1200 to help with what’s going on? Democrat: No thanks. I’m smart! SMGDFH __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

03-23-2020, 07:47 PM	#786 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	That’s how ****ing simple it is __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

03-23-2020, 07:49 PM	#787 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	You probably wouldn't have gotten $1200 anyways. People under a certain income threshold would only get $500 under the GOP plan because they're not used to having money like the upper class is and they don't know how to handle it. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x