Coronavirus: COVID-19

Lisnaholic · 03-23-2020, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I'm always looking for slivers of good news, and helpful information. Like this:

^ That's super cool, Plankton!

I'm now going through any public push doors with a hands-free, side-on hip-push, which must pack quite an erotic charge for onlookers even if I say so myself. But what I'm wondering is who will come up with a method of pulling a door open just using your butt.

OccultHawk · 03-23-2020, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

Depressing that people aren't taking the shelter in place advice seriously, but I'm also surprised that, especially on those long Florida beaches, there appear to be no police vehicles driving by and telling people to disperse. Or how about the option of using drones, as per Wuhan? All I'm seeing from authorities is impotent hand-wringing, when there are several effective actions that might stave off OH/Mindfulness's rather drastic remedy.

It’s not my remedy. The drones work in China because they have facial recognition and follow up with the death penalty.

Plankton · 03-23-2020, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

^ That's super cool, Plankton!

I'm now going through any public push doors with a hands-free, side-on hip-push, which must pack quite an erotic charge for onlookers even if I say so myself. But what I'm wondering is who will come up with a method of pulling a door open just using your butt.

You'll still have contact with the surface using the "Do the Hustle" method, but it's better than using your tongue I guess. lol. The lighter/safety pin method kills it with fire.

Plankton · 03-23-2020, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

I [space] haven't left my house since Friday, and no one can judge me... feels [space] good.

Now we're judging you and correcting your grammar. Don't tell us what to do.

OccultHawk · 03-23-2020, 11:30 AM

Shoot anyone who sniffles

OccultHawk · 03-23-2020, 11:47 AM

*unzips elph’s fly*

Mindy · 03-23-2020, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

Depressing that people aren't taking the shelter in place advice seriously, but I'm also surprised that, especially on those long Florida beaches, there appear to be no police vehicles driving by and telling people to disperse. Or how about the option of using drones, as per Wuhan? All I'm seeing from authorities is impotent hand-wringing, when there are several effective actions that might stave off OH/Mindfulness's rather drastic remedy.

I dont agree with shooting anyone, I just thought OH's idea was a bit much for the situation

OccultHawk · 03-23-2020, 12:05 PM

Goddamn

It’s not my ****ing idea

I’m just saying that’s what it would take.

Psy-Fi · 03-23-2020, 12:06 PM

Hands... washing hands
Reaching out
Don't touch me
I won't touch you

YorkeDaddy · 03-23-2020, 12:08 PM

Stay at home executive ordered in Indiana now. The police are going to help enforce it. This is the kind of **** we need to be happening.

I'm pretty damn sure that I actually had it last week/still have it. I've found some accounts from people that officially tested positive that detail the exact sequence of symptoms I've dealt with:
escalating fever, sore throat, headache in the first week that leads into nasal congestion and a mucusy cough in the second week, which is what I currently have to a very annoying degree

I'll never know for sure but it is what it is.

The levels of severity to the disease just seem to random and arbitrary. Seemingly healthy young people can get absolutely BOPPED by it. Others have zero symptoms. Some people lose their sense of smell? Many people have shortness of breath but others don't? Like what the ****

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