Coronavirus: COVID-19

OccultHawk · 03-20-2020, 08:10 PM

Regarding that press conference like look we know Trump is bat****.

He’s easy af to manipulate. He’s a narcissist. Those reporters should be asking questions like how big should your statue be after you get that big ass check out to OccultHawk? We’re thinking twice the Lincoln Memorial because hooking up OH is cool af that **** super monemental. The Occult got his check because of Trump parade is gonna be HUUUUUUUGE. DID you hear everyone hates Obama because where was Occult’s Ebola check?

Like that - leave off the Occult jokes and seriously they could get him to do anything.

OccultHawk · 03-20-2020, 08:21 PM

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"There are many, many who have lost their jobs and one check when they may be out of their jobs for three, four, five months isn't going to be enough. Unemployment insurance gives money the whole period of time the crisis exists at your present salary level and covers just about everyone," Schumer said.

Bull****

Just because they send that check doesn’t mean they can’t pass another bill and do more. Arguing against the direct payout is such ****. **** Schumer

**Frownland** · 03-20-2020, 09:09 PM

Dear MB scientists: In situations where you can't maintain social distancing like when you're passing someone on the sidewalk or in a grocery store aisle, does holding your breath help?

Tristan_Geoff · 03-20-2020, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Dear MB scientists: In situations where you can't maintain social distancing like when you're passing someone on the sidewalk or in a grocery store aisle, does holding your breath help?

No it's airborn and made of dark matter

OccultHawk · 03-20-2020, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Dear MB scientists: In situations where you can't maintain social distancing like when you're passing someone on the sidewalk or in a grocery store aisle, does holding your breath help?

I’m very careful to keep my mouth closed.

WWWP · 03-20-2020, 09:30 PM

Remember that scene in 28 days later when the infected blood drips into the dad's eye? I've been thinking about that a lot lately.

OccultHawk · 03-20-2020, 09:46 PM

Cunnilingus on menstruating zombies. Risky but important.

You out there Yorke Daddy? Not for the kink just wondering if you’re feeling better.

Raime · 03-21-2020, 12:26 AM

I just got back from Japan, and have a slight cough and sinus stuff going on. Probably going to not go to work for a while and limit my contact with people. This **** is a lot more serious than when I left, and even though I probably have a normal cold I got from Japan. I don't want to make anyone freak out at work, and I don't want to get anyone sick of if truly do have anything serious.

Raime · 03-21-2020, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Anteater

I watched that same clip. Trump's response to that reporter's statement after he's already talked about measures to test the anti-viral drugs was legit.

Even if it was, as a leader you should be able to deal with questions like that.

edit: sorry for the double post.

The Batlord · 03-21-2020, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Dear MB scientists: In situations where you can't maintain social distancing like when you're passing someone on the sidewalk or in a grocery store aisle, does holding your breath help?

Start openly coughing and I'm sure they'll find another way around.

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Originally Posted by WWWP

Remember that scene in 28 days later when the infected blood drips into the dad's eye? I've been thinking about that a lot lately.

Pretty sure that's the sequel.

03-20-2020, 08:10 PM	#591 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Regarding that press conference like look we know Trump is bat**. He’s easy af to manipulate. He’s a narcissist. Those reporters should be asking questions like how big should your statue be after you get that big ass check out to OccultHawk? We’re thinking twice the Lincoln Memorial because hooking up OH is cool af that ** super monemental. The Occult got his check because of Trump parade is gonna be HUUUUUUUGE. DID you hear everyone hates Obama because where was Occult’s Ebola check? Like that - leave off the Occult jokes and seriously they could get him to do anything. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

03-20-2020, 09:09 PM	#593 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Dear MB scientists: In situations where you can't maintain social distancing like when you're passing someone on the sidewalk or in a grocery store aisle, does holding your breath help? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-20-2020, 09:46 PM	#597 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Cunnilingus on menstruating zombies. Risky but important. You out there Yorke Daddy? Not for the kink just wondering if you’re feeling better. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html