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Old 03-21-2020, 11:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I'm a fat, asthmatic, smoker restaurant worker so I'm sure I'll be fine. Gonna mail my diseased nut to his ****ing daughter tbh.
I think, watching porn could reduce your risk of Coronavirus infection.
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Old 03-20-2020, 05:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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How many years old is this Whataboutism? And **** Obama.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-20-2020, 08:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Regarding that press conference like look we know Trump is bat****.

He’s easy af to manipulate. He’s a narcissist. Those reporters should be asking questions like how big should your statue be after you get that big ass check out to OccultHawk? We’re thinking twice the Lincoln Memorial because hooking up OH is cool af that **** super monemental. The Occult got his check because of Trump parade is gonna be HUUUUUUUGE. DID you hear everyone hates Obama because where was Occult’s Ebola check?

Like that - leave off the Occult jokes and seriously they could get him to do anything.
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Old 03-20-2020, 08:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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"There are many, many who have lost their jobs and one check when they may be out of their jobs for three, four, five months isn't going to be enough. Unemployment insurance gives money the whole period of time the crisis exists at your present salary level and covers just about everyone," Schumer said.
Bull****

Just because they send that check doesn’t mean they can’t pass another bill and do more. Arguing against the direct payout is such ****. **** Schumer
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Old 03-20-2020, 09:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Dear MB scientists: In situations where you can't maintain social distancing like when you're passing someone on the sidewalk or in a grocery store aisle, does holding your breath help?
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Old 03-20-2020, 09:15 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Dear MB scientists: In situations where you can't maintain social distancing like when you're passing someone on the sidewalk or in a grocery store aisle, does holding your breath help?
No it's airborn and made of dark matter
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Old 03-20-2020, 09:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I’m very careful to keep my mouth closed.
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Old 03-20-2020, 09:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Remember that scene in 28 days later when the infected blood drips into the dad's eye? I've been thinking about that a lot lately.
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Old 03-21-2020, 03:26 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Start openly coughing and I'm sure they'll find another way around.

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Remember that scene in 28 days later when the infected blood drips into the dad's eye? I've been thinking about that a lot lately.
Pretty sure that's the sequel.
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Pretty sure that's the sequel.
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