Originally Posted by Psy-Fi Woman licks plane toilet seat for ‘coronavirus challenge’

Originally Posted by Fluff Shopkeepers selling hand sanitiser for £25, up from £2. Toilet roll £9 a pack. Local shops not supermarkets. Supermarkets basically empty. Hopefully when the pandemic is over people remember these scumbag shopkeepers ripping off the community in an emergency. Wonder how far off we are from looting and riots.

Originally Posted by mord Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
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"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards

Originally Posted by jwb Toilet paper riots would be fantastic.

Originally Posted by jwb A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord With a line of people backed up to the White House fence, pants around ankles, emitting.

Originally Posted by jwb A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus There's a confirmed case of COVID-19 about 15 minutes away from me.

Originally Posted by grindy Basically you're David Hasselhoff.