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Old 11-24-2020, 09:26 PM   #3111 (permalink)
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Mr. Trollheart, Norg has the floor right now. Please be respectful and wait your turn.
He has the floor? What does he want that for? Where am I supposed to stand? You think I can levitate???
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Old 11-24-2020, 10:10 PM   #3112 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-25-2020, 06:07 AM   #3113 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2020, 10:41 AM   #3114 (permalink)
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I haven't seen the only IRL friend I actually have in almost a year so please give me that mostly effective vaccine so I can get drunk with him at our Mexican restaurant.
You're a co-owner of a Mexican restaurant?
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Old 11-25-2020, 11:19 AM   #3115 (permalink)
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You're a co-owner of a Mexican restaurant?
Sure. You never heard of El Lordo de Los Bats?
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Old 11-25-2020, 12:40 PM   #3116 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2020, 05:20 PM   #3118 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2020, 05:56 PM   #3120 (permalink)
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