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03-13-2020, 12:52 PM | #271 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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TFW you actually need to buy toilet paper and people in the store are like "look at this idiot having himself a frenzy".
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03-13-2020, 12:59 PM | #272 (permalink) |
silky smooth
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Location: Pangaea
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Legitimately considering buying a bidet attachment thing. They're pretty cheap and seem easy to install. Plus infinite anal pleasure, what more could you want
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03-13-2020, 01:02 PM | #273 (permalink) | |
All day jazz and biscuits
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03-13-2020, 01:16 PM | #274 (permalink) |
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Scientists in London paying ~$4500 to infect human lab rats with coronavirus.
https://detroit.cbslocal.com/2020/03...-find-vaccine/ |
03-13-2020, 02:00 PM | #276 (permalink) |
ask me about cosmology
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Location: Milky Way Galaxy
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and 6 old laptops
i actually may have more than 10, i never counted or anything. i have a whole bag of old phones though. ive upgraded every two years for a long time plus back when i still used mp3s and mp4s i bought a few extra androids to load songs and videos on in case of the power going out; id have music and stuff to use for a part of the time. |
03-13-2020, 02:40 PM | #277 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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Went to the doctor
I have a fever and bronchitis and ****loads of fear
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03-13-2020, 02:46 PM | #278 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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The thought of pneumonia going untreated is horrifying.
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03-13-2020, 02:48 PM | #279 (permalink) | |
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03-13-2020, 02:49 PM | #280 (permalink) | |
county fair energy
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