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Old 04-28-2020, 03:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hey man, at least you're being a decent human being and helping someone in these ****ed times.
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Hey man, at least you're being a decent human being and helping someone in these ****ed times.
Nah, he's hoping that it "accidentally" comes out and she's grateful enough to blow him.
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Nah, he's hoping that it "accidentally" comes out and she's grateful enough to blow him.


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If it breaks 850,000 deaths it'll beat Spanish flu (as far as U.S. death tolls go).
CDC says Spanish flu was 675,000 deaths in the US


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Worth mentioning that the population was like a third of what it is now though.
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