Coronavirus: COVID-19

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-31-2020, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Just ignore people ffs

Don’t open the door

**** these are people roaming around looking for people to interact with

Fuuuuuuck them man

You OK mate?

Lucem Ferre · 03-31-2020, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

At least Mormons are likely to follow the rules.

They are making every closed business at the City Creek mall pay rent still.

OccultHawk · 03-31-2020, 04:02 PM

Anyone who bangs on a bookstore door deserves to **** off

People that already worked their shift need to go home

Let someone in they’re libel (so?) to wander around for 30 minutes

And in your case it’s not just coronavirus but also an hiv hazard

(Just kidding joke joke)

OccultHawk · 03-31-2020, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

You OK mate?

I am as long as don’t have to talk with dumbasses who are still out and about for no goddamn reason except trying to sell some records so they can eat - which of course capitalist Exo is overjoyed about

OccultHawk · 03-31-2020, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

They are making every closed business at the City Creek mall pay rent still.

lol. I guess that’s what they’re trying to do here

Might as well convert the malls into dying stations and charge $75 trump bucks per death

Take it from Bezos

And Gates - he knew it was coming and didn’t even do anything

Rich bastard

**Exo** · 03-31-2020, 04:16 PM

At Barnes and Noble I used to find people still reading in a back section 20 minutes after we locked the doors and three announcements were made saying we were closed because "they didn't finish their chapter yet". I had a manager that told one of them "well you can finish it at home when you buy the book in two minutes" knowing full well they were not going to buy it because they're just leeches and when he said he wasn't going to buy it she responds with "Oh, then I guess you can go to the library from now on because this is a retail business". She was the best.

OccultHawk · 03-31-2020, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

At Barnes and Noble I used to find people still reading in a back section 20 minutes after we locked the doors and three announcements were made saying we were closed because "they didn't finish their chapter yet". I had a manager that told one of them "well you can finish it at home when you buy the book in two minutes" knowing full well they were not going to buy it because their just leeches and when he said he wasn't going to buy it she responds with "Oh, then I guess you can go to the library from now on because this is a retail business". She was the best.

That post wasn’t the least bit covidian.

I coined it! You saw it here first!

Raime · 03-31-2020, 05:30 PM

We about to hit 200k cases tomorrow. Talked to my therapist over webcam, said his friend couldn't even get tested, but most likely has it.

I finally am sure I don't have it from traveling abroad, and going through Chicago. I most likely would have been fine, but not the people around me. My friend in Japan just messaged me today and told me they're doing a voluntary lockdown that will most likely become mandatory, but all things considered they've done a pretty good job keeping the numbers down based on how much was open over there.

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Originally Posted by Exo

I'm doing my best. Once in a while somebody wants to sell us something which is our business and I dont' want to miss a good collection so I have to safely interact every once in a while.

Do you guys buy dance music records?

The Batlord · 03-31-2020, 05:52 PM

Today I overheard two managers talking about how soon BK might be making us get our temperatures taken before clocking in. I asked them what happens when someone has a high temperature. They said that person goes home. I asked did they mean everyone at the store. They said no and laughed like I was being foolish and unreasonable. I tried explaining basic quarantine measures and they blew me off.

The day I walk in and some clown with all the medical expertise provided by Burger King shift manager training tries to stick a meat thermometer in my mouth/rectum I'm walking right the **** out. I almost walked the **** out today. If **** is this bad then close the ****ing store.

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Originally Posted by WWWP

At the bookstore after closing I would just stare at the people banging on the doors while I vacuumed. Or walk up like I was going to let them in and then close the blinds in their face. Nothing goes better with customer service than pettiness.

I for real want to slip you the dick right now.

WWWP · 03-31-2020, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I for real want to slip you the dick right now.

I spent a lot of time trying to figure out where the typo is in this sentence that would make it an insult but in the end I found the real insult was within me all along.

03-31-2020, 04:02 PM	#1113 (permalink)
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Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	At Barnes and Noble I used to find people still reading in a back section 20 minutes after we locked the doors and three announcements were made saying we were closed because "they didn't finish their chapter yet". I had a manager that told one of them "well you can finish it at home when you buy the book in two minutes" knowing full well they were not going to buy it because they're just leeches and when he said he wasn't going to buy it she responds with "Oh, then I guess you can go to the library from now on because this is a retail business". She was the best. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE