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03-31-2020, 03:26 PM | #1101 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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Or has to go to shop I figure
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03-31-2020, 03:27 PM | #1102 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Connect a car battery to your doorknob or whatever kind of handle situation that you have going on.
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03-31-2020, 03:27 PM | #1103 (permalink) |
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Why dafuq ain’t you locked the goddamn doors?
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03-31-2020, 03:37 PM | #1104 (permalink) |
All day jazz and biscuits
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Oh they locked but I still gotta either go up to the door and talk to them through it or ask them to step back while I open up the door a crack to tell em to f*ck off. They literally don't get it.
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03-31-2020, 03:41 PM | #1105 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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Just ignore people ffs
Don’t open the door **** these are people roaming around looking for people to interact with Fuuuuuuck them man
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03-31-2020, 03:44 PM | #1106 (permalink) | |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
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Just realized that most of the idiots that say "I want a zombie apocalypse." would be the first ones to die in it because they'd call it a hoax.
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03-31-2020, 03:49 PM | #1108 (permalink) |
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At least Mormons are likely to follow the rules.
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03-31-2020, 03:51 PM | #1109 (permalink) | |
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If you can keep it at bay for a year they’ll know so much more how to treat it (I’m hoping at least)
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03-31-2020, 03:52 PM | #1110 (permalink) |
county fair energy
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At the bookstore after closing I would just stare at the people banging on the doors while I vacuumed. Or walk up like I was going to let them in and then close the blinds in their face. Nothing goes better with customer service than pettiness.
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