seriously crap jokes only (house, punk, classic, Horn, Bell)

THE INTERNET · 08-21-2005, 07:13 PM

right, bit nervous. first post after introducing meself and all that.
*cough* right...here goes.

why could'nt jean luc picard go the toilet?

because it was 'engaged'.

oh dear, its not going very well.

i'll get my coat.

xEmochicKx · 08-21-2005, 09:51 PM

whats red and white on the outside and gray on the inside?

Cambells Cream of elephant soup!
hhahaha i seriously saw that in a joke book and wanted to be shot

Merkaba · 08-22-2005, 03:17 AM

what takes up space and is no fun

This thread.
do u get it? huh? huh? well do ya? do ya get it punk?
Honestly there's already a crap joke thread. Its called Reverse Racism.

THE INTERNET · 08-22-2005, 08:07 AM

What shampoo do english people use?

Pantene.
gotta hurt...

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 08-22-2005, 01:02 PM

Can I be the one to do the "Whats brown and sticky" joke? Classic...

Bet no one can guess Im talking about a stick, right? CAUSE ITS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE.

Spike*Spiegel · 08-22-2005, 02:17 PM

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.

ZINGGGGG!!

Fenixpunk · 08-22-2005, 02:59 PM

Fenixpunk · 08-22-2005, 03:14 PM

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster—one that would service all of his many hens. When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: “I have just the rooster for you. Henry here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!”

So the farmer took Henry back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house, though, he gave Henry a little pep talk: “Henry,” he said, “I’m counting on you to do your stuff.” And without a word, Henry strutted into the henhouse.

Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, until Henry had finished having his way with each hen. But Henry didn’t stop there.

Henry went into the barn and mounted all of the horses, one by one, and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief cried out, “Stop, Henry!! You’ll kill yourself!!”

But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Henry. The farmer walked up to Henry saying, “Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I warned you little buddy.”

“Shhhhhhh,” Henry whispered, “The buzzard’s getting closer.”

HuKitKat · 08-22-2005, 03:30 PM

^ thats pretty funny!

^borderline crap joke

rockme_amadeus · 08-22-2005, 05:35 PM

A guy walks into a bar

and says "ouch".

08-21-2005, 07:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
THE INTERNET Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: in Komputerland Posts: 5	seriously crap jokes only right, bit nervous. first post after introducing meself and all that. cough right...here goes. why could'nt jean luc picard go the toilet? because it was 'engaged'. oh dear, its not going very well. i'll get my coat. __________________ INTERNERD. POST MODERN WHORE http://www32.brinkster.com/alpharelish/daemienfrost/

08-21-2005, 09:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
xEmochicKx Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 91	whats red and white on the outside and gray on the inside? Cambells Cream of elephant soup! hhahaha i seriously saw that in a joke book and wanted to be shot __________________ *You Cannot Rape the Willing.*

08-22-2005, 03:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	what takes up space and is no fun This thread. do u get it? huh? huh? well do ya? do ya get it punk? Honestly there's already a crap joke thread. Its called Reverse Racism. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

08-22-2005, 08:07 AM	#4 (permalink)
THE INTERNET Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: in Komputerland Posts: 5	What shampoo do english people use? Pantene. gotta hurt... __________________ INTERNERD. POST MODERN WHORE http://www32.brinkster.com/alpharelish/daemienfrost/

08-22-2005, 01:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,537	Can I be the one to do the "Whats brown and sticky" joke? Classic... Bet no one can guess Im talking about a stick, right? CAUSE ITS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

08-22-2005, 02:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
Spike*Spiegel Five Feet of Fury Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: suburbanite Posts: 761	A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop. ZINGGGGG!!

08-22-2005, 02:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
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08-22-2005, 03:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,057	A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster—one that would service all of his many hens. When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: “I have just the rooster for you. Henry here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!” So the farmer took Henry back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house, though, he gave Henry a little pep talk: “Henry,” he said, “I’m counting on you to do your stuff.” And without a word, Henry strutted into the henhouse. Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, until Henry had finished having his way with each hen. But Henry didn’t stop there. Henry went into the barn and mounted all of the horses, one by one, and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief cried out, “Stop, Henry!! You’ll kill yourself!!” But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner. Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Henry. The farmer walked up to Henry saying, “Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I warned you little buddy.” “Shhhhhhh,” Henry whispered, “The buzzard’s getting closer.” __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - The Declaimed

08-22-2005, 03:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
HuKitKat Sucka 4 R&B Soul Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: VA Posts: 56	^ thats pretty funny! ^borderline crap joke __________________ *Difficult takes a day, Impossible takes a week!*

08-22-2005, 05:35 PM	#10 (permalink)
rockme_amadeus Groupie Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Under the sea Posts: 18	A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch".