seriously crap jokes only

THE INTERNET · 08-25-2005, 02:39 PM

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

went up the road and turned into a field.

Imonlydancing · 08-25-2005, 04:48 PM

OHMYGOD. Thats sooo bad. I've heard that LOTS.

tdoc210 · 08-25-2005, 06:07 PM

a whore walks down the street

and says can ya spare a dime

THE INTERNET · 08-25-2005, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imonlydancing

OHMYGOD. Thats sooo bad. I've heard that LOTS.

told ya serious crap only

fenixpunx' is too good!

THE INTERNET · 08-25-2005, 07:23 PM

how'd you make a pool table laugh?

stick yer hand in it's pocket and tickle it's balls.

anticipation · 08-27-2005, 11:39 AM

why was the broom late to work?

he overswept.

THE INTERNET · 08-27-2005, 12:49 PM

knock knock

who's there?

little old lady

little old lady who?

i didn't know you could yodel.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 09-15-2005, 06:10 PM

Here`s one for any cricketing fans...

Q: Who was the last to f*uck the Aussies and bring back the Ashes?

A: Paula Yates.

anticipation · 09-17-2005, 12:29 PM

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

He looks through a catalog in the plastic surgeon's office

08-25-2005, 02:39 PM	#21 (permalink)
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08-25-2005, 06:07 PM	#23 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	a whore walks down the street and says can ya spare a dime __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

08-25-2005, 07:23 PM	#25 (permalink)
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08-27-2005, 12:49 PM	#27 (permalink)
THE INTERNET Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: in Komputerland Posts: 5	knock knock who's there? little old lady little old lady who? i didn't know you could yodel. __________________ INTERNERD. POST MODERN WHORE http://www32.brinkster.com/alpharelish/daemienfrost/

09-15-2005, 06:10 PM	#28 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Here`s one for any cricketing fans... Q: Who was the last to fuck the Aussies and bring back the Ashes? A: Paula Yates. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.*

08-25-2005, 04:48 PM	#22 (permalink)
Imonlydancing raaaaaaa Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bedford Posts: 951	OHMYGOD. Thats sooo bad. I've heard that LOTS.

08-27-2005, 11:39 AM	#26 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	why was the broom late to work? he overswept.

09-17-2005, 12:29 PM	#29 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? He looks through a catalog in the plastic surgeon's office