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08-22-2005, 06:43 PM | #11 (permalink) |
The Sexual Intellectual
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A muslim walks into a sports shop , trys on a rucksack & asks his friend 'Does my bomb look big in this?'
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Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave. |
08-23-2005, 10:29 AM | #12 (permalink) |
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why is there no anadin in the jungle?
cause the parrots eat em all.
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08-23-2005, 12:12 PM | #13 (permalink) |
Dont Get Raped In Cancun
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why are rhinoceroses so wrinkly??
there hard to iron hhahahahahahahah!!! gets me every time
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go on out get some more go on out to the bar the market or the liquor store friends dont let friends get lost in chinatown |
08-23-2005, 01:53 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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08-23-2005, 03:30 PM | #16 (permalink) |
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(read this one in the paper)
Two homebuyers approach a couple selling their home after reading the for sale sign and say: "A billion dollars? For this shack?! Great, we'll take it!!" The husband that currently owns the home says, "Are these people insane?" His wife says "No...they're from California."
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08-23-2005, 05:41 PM | #17 (permalink) |
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what is a yankee?
the same as quickie but a guy can do it alone.
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08-24-2005, 11:17 AM | #18 (permalink) |
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a guy is driving to work when he sees a farmer standing in his crops. the same day when he is driving back he sees the farmer standing in the same spot. he goes home and goes to sleep. the next morning he sees the same farmer standing in the exact same spot. he stops the car, and asks the farmer what hes is doing. the farmer says "im training for the olympics. they say you have to be outstanding in your field".
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08-24-2005, 10:34 PM | #20 (permalink) | |
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distastefully offensive. i love it. |
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